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Genres: Humour
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Rated: NC17
Summary: I walked into the Conference Room, and the General was pacing irritably. "Fools! I'll kill them all!" he shouted at no one.
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shower
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8817 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1072
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Rated: PG13
Summary: A competition, a conversation and a result!
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3801 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1663
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Rated: NC17
Summary: A competition, a conversation and a result!
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5162 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 751
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Rated: PG
Summary: Sam gets arrested and Jack has to bail her.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 May 9
Warnings: None
Challenges: Get Out Of Jail Free
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1905 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 2078
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Rated: PG
Summary: Jack has a question to ask.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2003 Dec 7
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 971 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1823
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Rated: G
Summary: Er, prepare for really long words...
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2003 Jul 6
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1570 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 2046
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Post-Unending. It’s Sam’s retirement party and her former CO only knows how to make a bad situation worse. Awkward conversations and lustful frustrations abound.
Genres: Alternate Universe or Reality, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Future!fic, Humour, Missing Scene, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2938 | Completed: No | Published: Dec 30, 2009 | Updated: Dec 30, 2009 | Read: 2280
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Sam gets a mysterious illness.
Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2001 Aug 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 15763 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 31, 2009 | Updated: Aug 31, 2009 | Read: 3662
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Rated: PG
Summary: Nothin just good ol' humor.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 392 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1449
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Rated: PG
Summary: Partners in Crime - 06 - General Hammond is back
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2003 Jul 6
Warnings: None
Series: Partners in Crime
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 829 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 1421
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Rated: PG
Summary: Jacks little plan backfires....or does it?
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1486 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 31, 2009 | Updated: Aug 31, 2009 | Read: 1491
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Rated: PG
Summary: The morning after Moondance
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2000 Feb 3
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2390 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 1529
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Rated: PG
Summary: Janet has a plan and Sam isn't happy with the list.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Series: Danny Lurks
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2209 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1527
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Rated: PG
Summary: Jack, Teal’C and Daniel embarrass themselves in front of Sam and Janet.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2004 Jul 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 531 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 1360
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Rated: PG
Summary: "Do they do this a lot?"
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2003 Dec 7
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1039 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1714
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Rated: PG
Summary: On an off-world mission, Sam acquires a Fairy Godmother.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2004 Jul 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9704 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 1458
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Rated: PG13
Summary:

Jack and Sam are honeymooning in an alien resort and decide to spend some time on the beach, take a swim, do some sunbathing... Being his thoughtful self Jack makes sure to drag Sam outside with the promise to help her apply her sunscreen on the beach. Prompted by Lucycat's comments over on the Gateworld Ship Day thread.    

 


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1739 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jul 29, 2012 | Updated: Jul 29, 2012 | Read: 1108
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Rated: PG13
Summary: When Sam posed the idea for Jack's birthday present to the 'guys' . . . this wasn't what she had in mind. Or was it?
Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: 2005 Aug 18
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2523 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 2277
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Birds do it, bees do it, but do the funny white aliens of PJ2-455 do it?
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 817 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 1470
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Rated: PG13
Summary: This is the sequel to "SOULMATES", my last story, where Jon, Jack's clone, meets Mel, Carter's clone. In this story Mel and Jon start their new life as leaders of the Gamma Site, Earth's first off-world colony, and find that adventure and danger are still very much part of their lives.
Genres: Action & Adventure, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Relationships, Mini Jack & Sam Stories
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 25390 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 2556
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Rated: PG
Summary: stress relief
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1711 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1465
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Hammond, you left SG-1 in charge again? Sheesh...Anyway, they play more games.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 Feb 3
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7762 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 1424
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Rated: PG
Summary: First Christmas after Daniel had descended, all 5 members of SG-1 were stuck together at Christmas day.
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2003 Jul 6
Warnings: None
Challenges: Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4414 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 1586
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Rated: G
Summary: He never saw it coming. . .
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humour
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 240 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 07, 2009 | Updated: Sep 07, 2009 | Read: 1416
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Rated: PG
Summary: a little note sharing during a debrefing.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1241 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 1134
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