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Rated: PG
Summary: A meeting, Jack is bored out of his skull, but what's going on in his skull?
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: Boredom
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 567 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 1420
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Rated: PG
Summary: Sam finally becomes one of the guys.
Genres: Humour, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: 2005 Aug 18
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 222 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 1072
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Rated: G
Summary: Too short and sweet for a summary.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2003 Jul 6
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 384 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 944
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Rated: PG
Summary: Sam breaks her arm in the most unusual way.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Jan 17
Warnings: None
Challenges: Broken Arm
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3342 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 29, 2009 | Updated: Aug 29, 2009 | Read: 1516
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Rated: NC17
Summary: Offworld, Sam and Jack must deal with a dirty situation. A story with just enough plot to get them `nekkid' - which means not only do they not have their clothes on but they are up to something.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2004 Jul 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4809 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 976
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Rated: PG
Summary: Set in the Fireman!Au, Captain Sam Carter and Chief Jack O'Neill are six months into a relationship.
Genres: Alternate Universe or Reality, Fluff, Humour
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1528 | Completed: Yes | Published: Feb 16, 2010 | Updated: Feb 16, 2010 | Read: 1795
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Rated: PG
Summary: ".Yeah, it didn't make any sense to him either."
Genres: Angst, Humour
Original Archive Date: 2005 Mar 12
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 940 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 02, 2009 | Updated: Sep 02, 2009 | Read: 1265
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Rated: G
Summary: Another date, another man gone...
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2013 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 1462
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Rated: PG
Summary: It's baby!fic time…..
Genres: Baby!fic, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2005 Aug 18
Warnings: None
Series: Hate is Such a Strong Word
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 554 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 2614
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter hasn't had a man in years. As a result she is driving the base crazy and Jack O'Neill is called upon to resolve her issue... Nominated for a Blue Moon Award 2010...

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Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 | Word count: 33608 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 12, 2009 | Updated: Nov 13, 2009 | Read: 30829
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Cadet by Fawe
Rated: PG13
Summary: While Sam’s in a coma, some strangers arrive at the SGC
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5032 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 02, 2009 | Updated: Sep 02, 2009 | Read: 1515
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Cadet by Fawe
Rated: PG
Summary: While Sam’s in a coma, some strangers arrive at the SGC
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5011 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 1278
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Sam and Jack get creative in the cafeteria.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 May 29
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 270 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 1276
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Cake by Gen
Rated: PG13
Summary: Well, we all know that Sam is Queen of Denial. We also all know that Janet HATES Anise. So, in another, more bizarre SGC, UPGRADES might have gone something like this...
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2004 Jul 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6460 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009 | Read: 1735
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Rated: PG
Summary: Jack's left alone on base at Christmas, and realises how much he misses Sam.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5516 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 1083
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Rated: R
Summary: Fraiser screws up, a priestess throws the lots for divination, and the combination of the two land Jack exactly where he wants to be, but doesn’t dare go.
Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6755 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 414
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Rated: G
Summary: Challenge: -at least SG1 and Janet*, -Jack & Sam not in a relationship (yet)*, -Someone bringing Magic Brownies to SGC*, -"Quit harshing my mellow" spoken by at least 2 characters*, -"You're marshing my mellow" spoken by someone (probably in mistake)*, -a misunderstanding in which Jack tell Danny to keep his hands off "his woman"*, -use of the term "splendoring" (for love-making), -playing frisbee with an AOL CD* Responses should include at least 5 of the above.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 Feb 3
Warnings: None
Challenges: Magic Brownies
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1070 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 01, 2009 | Updated: Sep 01, 2009 | Read: 1462
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Rated: PG
Summary: Jack was sat outside General Hammond's office waiting to go in. He had no idea why he was here. But he did not care. All he knew was that he loved Samantha Carter.
Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 1999 Sep 25
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 872 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 31, 2009 | Updated: Aug 31, 2009 | Read: 1568
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Sam, Jack and the gang are expecting a brave new world but get more than they bargained for.
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 May 29
Warnings: None
Challenges: Madonna
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 566 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 1118
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Rated: PG
Summary: What does Daniel armed with a new staff weapon get?
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2505 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 02, 2009 | Updated: Sep 02, 2009 | Read: 1123
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Rated: R
Summary: What does Daniel armed with a new staff weapon get?
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2550 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 04, 2009 | Updated: Sep 04, 2009 | Read: 236
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Rated: PG13
Summary: Jack and Sam get a dog.

Author’s Note: This is the last story in the series and I dedicate it to Bookworm37, one of my loyal readers, who game me the idea. So consider this one a bonus story!
Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Special Things
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1673 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jan 25, 2012 | Updated: Jan 25, 2012 | Read: 1531
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

My sequel and epilogue to "The Nutcracker" and New Years story with the scenes requested....


Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2596 | Completed: Yes | Published: Dec 23, 2009 | Updated: Dec 23, 2009 | Read: 1212
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Rated: PG13
Summary: What happens when they're not affected by an alien virus? Sam and Jack FOREVER!
Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Word count: 16574 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 07, 2009 | Updated: Sep 07, 2009 | Read: 16253
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Rated: PG
Summary: SG1 are on stand down.....
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 1999 Oct 31
Warnings: None
Challenges: Fairytale , Alright
Series: Danny Lurks
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2846 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 28, 2009 | Updated: Aug 28, 2009 | Read: 1742
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