Summary: "OK, before I continue, sir, I must reiterate the fact that we were under the influence of an alien device.
Rated: G
Genres: Drabble, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humour
Original Archive Date: 2001 Aug 1
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 203 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 31, 2009 | Updated: Aug 31, 2009 | Read: 2115
Story Notes: Feedback: starbuck1031@hotmail.com
Spoilers: Upgrades
Archive: SJ, Heliopolis
Note: Just a little Double Drabble I did one day after watching Upgrades...
Chapter 1 by Ginamarie
"OK, before I continue, sir, I must reiterate the fact that we were under the influence of an alien device. What i mean to say, sir, is that, because of the unforeseen effects of the tok'ra arm bands... What the Colonel and I have come here to tell you sir, happened because, well, you see, the arm bands offered us invincibility, and any normal restraints we had, would have seemed obsolete to us."
"Obsolete?"
"Yeah, the doc even said that we were prone to doing these we've always wanted to do but never could... like when Daniel beat up that guy and O'Malley's!"
"Exactly sir."
"Major, what exactly are you two trying to tell me?"
"Well, sir, the Colonel and I, we--"
"Under alien influence!"
"--yes, under alien influence, uh... well, we sorta ran to Nevada..."
"You left base without authorization?"
"Yes sir, and we... uh... you see, we ran to Las Vegas."
"Las Vegas? Why in the world would you go there?"
"Well, Colonel O'Neill suggested that we could perhaps..."
"It was actually Carter, who first showed me her birth mark and--"
"ANYWAYS! General... It comes down to the fact that..."
"Spit it out major."
"We--
"We got married sir"
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The End
End Notes: -Ginamarie- http://members.dencity.com/indygirl
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