General O'Neill Says by Katmellie
Summary: He can do whatever he likes.
Rated: PG
Genres: Drabble
Original Archive Date: 2005 Mar 12
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 147 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009 | Read: 2313
Story Notes: Author's Notes: This came to me when I was at my little cousins birthday party yesterday, and they were all playing Simon Says.
Chapter 1 by Katmellie
“Daniel, someone has to stop him! This is getting ridiculous!” Sam grumbled bending over again.

“You don’t think I’ve tried!” He said standing up straight, waiting for the next order to be given.

Teal’c began to hop on one foot. “I believe O’Neill has a death wish.”

“Can we lock him up in a cell, or give him to McKenzie for indefinitely?” Daniel questioned touching his nose as he hopped on the spot.

Sam glanced to Daniel. “Think we could shoot him and say he’s still being controlled by Anubis?”

“Sounds plausible to me!” Daniel almost cheered.

“General O’Neill says…” Jack thought for a moment. “Everyone take off their tops.”

A chorus of moans echoed through the gate room, as everyone who’d been roped into a game of ‘General O’Neill says’ struggled to take off their tops.

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The End

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