Summary: Anybody here seen my stalker Orlin?
Rated: G
Genres: Poem/filk
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 166 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 05, 2009 | Updated: Sep 05, 2009 | Read: 2270
Story Notes: Filk: Author's notes: This filk is a parody of "Abraham, Martin and John" (1968) by Dion DeMucci, arranged by Richard Holler. I'm not much of a 'filker', but this one came to me and just had to be written. Imagine Sam singing it, if you will.
Chapter 1 by Sue Corkill
Anybody here seen my stalker Orlin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He fell in love with me, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
The reactor just exploded and he's gone.
Anybody here seen Jolinar's mate Martouf?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He turned into a Za'tarc, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
I had to zat him twice and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Narim?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He thought I was his angel, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
The Goa'uld attacked Tollana and he's gone.
Didn't they love me even though they had no chance?
Didn't they know that Jack is the only man for me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, to share our love.
Anybody here seen my Ambassador Joe?
Can you tell me where he's been?
I thought I just saw him walking through the Stargate,
With Orlin, Martouf and Narim.
THE END
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