Summary: Jack is Sam's Colonel.
Rated: G
Genres: Romance
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Challenges: Every Other Word
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 79 |
Completed: Yes |
Published: Sep 05, 2009 |
Updated: Sep 05, 2009 |
Read: 2392
Story Notes: AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is an answer to the challenge I recently (as in less than an hour ago) posted on the samandjack and SJfun lists. Basically, it's a S/J romance where every other word is either Sam or Jack, doesn't matter which. It's a tad short.
Chapter 1 by Fawe
Jack is Sam's Colonel. Jack loves Sam passionately. Sam is Jack's Major. Sam loves Jack passionately. Jack loves Sam loves Jack. So Jack, loving Sam, and Sam's dad, Jack's friend (Jack likes Sam's dad, Sam's dad Sam-ely likest Jack), unto Sam proposed. Sam accepted. Jack smiled. Sam kissed Jack soundly. Jack smiled. Jack kissed Sam back. Sam liked Jack's kisses. Jack liked Sam's kisses. Sam kissed Jack again. Jack and Sam wedded. Jack loves Sam and Sam loves Jack.
End Notes: That was harder than I thought it would be. Anyone out there think they can do better? (I do not or one second doubt that most people will be able to do better than that)
And I know I cheated once (by the way, the word's 'samely' if anyone wasn't clear on that), but don't tell me I'm crap until you've tried it. Then you may feel free to call me crap. See if I care.
Fawe
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