Summary: "Do I make you horny, baby?"
Rated: PG
Genres: Drabble
Original Archive Date: 1999 Aug 31
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 102 | Completed: Yes | Published: Aug 27, 2009 | Updated: Aug 27, 2009 | Read: 2762
Chapter 1 by Jacquie
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
"Yeah, baby, yeah."
"Daniel Jackson, what is horny?"
"Oh, um... its... sexually excited, Teal'c."
"Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter are--?"
"No, Teal'c. They're just quoting from a movie they both saw." I hope, Daniel thought, or this mission could get really interesting.
"Shall we shag now, or shag later?"
Teal'c raised an eyebrow, "Shag?"
"Umm... Jack, can you and Sam lose the Austin Powers stuff, please?" A reddened Daniel pleaded.
"But Danny, this thing," Jack pointed to the wormhole. "Is so shagadelic!"
Daniel frowned.
"Okay, campers, let's move out. It's good to be me."
The End
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