I pick up the tube of creamy pink wax and contemplate smoothing it over my lips.
If I did wear lipstick, who would I be doing it for?
I don't have anyone to impress...
That's a laugh. Come on, Sam, you know exactly who you want to impress.
Well, yes, but... I shouldn't. That's off limits. I shouldn't even think about him like that, let alone wear lipstick for him.
But I really want to!
God, I need help. I have got to quit mooning over my commanding officer!
Of all the men to like...
I put on the lipstick.
The End