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Summary: No. Well, ok. It's a murder mystery.
Rated: PG13
Categories: Characters: None
Genres: Crack!fic, Humour
Original Archive Date: 2000 Feb 3
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2517 Read: 3440
Published: Sep 01, 2009 Updated: Sep 01, 2009
Story Notes:
ible humor; Minor Character Death; Badfic (fic written INTENTIONALLY badly... yup. That's my excuse.) EXTENSIVE CREATIVE LICENCE TAKEN. This story was spawned by that lovely killing-Martouf discussion of a while back. If you are seriously in love with the man, and don't tolerate any kind of badmouthing concerning him, than perhaps this is not the story for you. OK, just thought I'd avert any potential nastiness and say I obviously don't wish the actor who plays Martouf to be killed by the Stargate. :)

1. Chapter 1 by Alli Snow [Reviews - 1] (2517 words)