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Memo
To: Colonel J. O'Neill
From: Major S. Carter
Request to leave early
Sir
Due to a high level of frustration, unresolved tension and lack of concentration I hereby respectfully request to leave the base early.
Regards
Major S. Carter.
PS. If you wish to render assistance in any way please meet me at my house asap with condoms……….lots of them.
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