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Summary: Uh, 'SG-1 Meets Oprah'?
Rated: PG13
Categories: Characters: None
Genres: Crossover, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: 2002 Aug 19
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2039 Read: 2413
Published: Sep 02, 2009 Updated: Sep 02, 2009
Story Notes:
EMAIL: dittomaster21@hotmail.com

CATEGORY: Challenge response #845, Humour, SJ, Crossover with too many shows/films to even *bother* starting.

SPOILERS: Point of No Return, Chain Reaction (like you'll actually *find* it… yeah, it's the one spoiler. ), Within the Serpant's Grasp, tiny Tangent one, The Broca Divide

SEASON/SEQUEL: Anywhere and nowhere!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Kinda adult themes. But to be taken with a pinch of salt. The product of a highly overactive imagination, and totally out of character.

ARCHIVE: SJA, Heliopolis, All others please ask so I can find you!

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I needed humour. This seemed humorous. At the time… And since I've never actually watched and *entire* Oprah show, I don't think I can be held responsible for anything wrong. And in case I *can*, I don't live where you *think* I do. MWHAHAHA!!! # Indicate actions. Oh yeah, the challenge asked for the following:1. A wet trout, 2. 43 peanut M&Ms. 3. Women's underwear, 4. Daniel Jackson embarrassing O'Neill in front of a live audience, 5. Australia, 6. Caffeinated jellybeans, 7. Aladdin, 8. A sheep called Con. Although I don't think I have them all in that order…

FEEDBACK: Yes please! I just *know* you're gonna kill me…

1. Chapter 1 by Angel Star [Reviews - 0] (2039 words)