NOTES: Finally, it's here. I hope that it is worth it! This little ditty has finally beaten the writer's block! So don't forget feedback. Pretty please with chocolate sauce on top!

DEDICATIONS: One is for Annie who came up with the immortal line "God up in heaven Sam, how can you be *so* dumb". and really that line kinda kickstarted me on finishing it. So a belated huge dedication to Annie. The second dedication is for SRO, who although being the 'reason' for the delay in the fic (well part of the reason anyway) he was the main cause of me finishing it. So for you patience and understanding and support, I love you. Many thanks to Flo and Ann and everyone else on AIM who have kept my imagination going for this story.