"So, you killed me?"
"Well....he was really an alien, sir."
"Yeah, but he looked like me.."
"Just like you, except for that moment on the plane when he phased out."
"So, you just decided to shoot me?"
"You had started to attack, sir."
"Give it a rest, Jack. Besides, Davis told me you hit Dr. Fraiser."
"You hit Janet, sir?"
"Well, she was an alien.."
"And you undressed her, Jack."
"Daniel! I did not undress her! I just undid a few buttons on her blouse to find that doohickey."
Sam frowned.
Daniel smirked.
Jack squirmed. "Hey, they only were aliens!"
THE END