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"Ummm, Sam?"

"Sir! You're early! It's supposed to be a surprise!"

"Don't say that! It's not a surprise if he knows its a surprise!"

"Oh, believe me, I'm surprised. Why are you all in my room? Why is there an unfeasibly large bottle in the corner? And what are you hiding behind your back Carter?"

"We're here because it is your birthday Colonel O'Neill. The bottle contains a drink called mai-tai. We are unaware that Captain Carter is holding anything. Daniel Jackson and I are leaving now."

"Sweet. So what is it."

"A note. Read it."

"This note entitles the bearer to whatever he wants that I can possibly supply on his birthday ONLY."

"Oh Yes! Come here Carter!"











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