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Check out my profile on fanfiction.net or AO3 ('fems') for more of my older mutli-chapter stories, that I haven't uploaded here.


 




 


I write SG-1 fics with Sam/Jack pairing, so some fics can contain a bit of SGA as well with Sam commanding Atlantis in SGA's fourth season. I don't like or watch SGU, but might make references to some of those events pertaining to Jack's work at HWS.


English isn't my first language, so I'd appreciate it if people would point out any errors I make (or already made) so I can change and learn from them. I don't have a beta, so any mistakes are my own. 


If anything about my story is unclear, bothering you or left you wondering (or perhaps you have a suggestion for the plot) just ask me, because in my mind it almost always makes perfect sense and I sometimes forget I'm the only one in there... ;)


You can also find me on twitter (@femsuii) and I'm slowly starting to put my stuff up on AO3 too. 




Disclaimer for my fics:


Recognizable terms, characters, places, and incidents are the property of their copyright franchise or creators and are used without permission. Certain real events, locations, and public figures are included to make the story more vivid, but they are used fictitiously. Original names, characters, places, and incidents either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental or fanciful. My work may not be reproduced in whole or in part or distributed in any form whatsoever without first obtaining my permission. Be original and professional and don't steal the figments of my imagination.




 


Awards for my fics:


- What Will The Future Hold: 2011 GateFic Award in SG-1 Het Fic: Jack/Sam > Drama



- Lost: 2011 GateFic Award in SG-1 Het Fic: Jack/Sam > Alternate Reality 


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Rated: PG13
Summary:

Jack and Sam are honeymooning in an alien resort and decide to spend some time on the beach, take a swim, do some sunbathing... Being his thoughtful self Jack makes sure to drag Sam outside with the promise to help her apply her sunscreen on the beach. Prompted by Lucycat's comments over on the Gateworld Ship Day thread.    

 


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1739 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jul 29, 2012 | Updated: Jul 29, 2012 | Read: 999
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

After her experience aboard Prometheus Sam decides to finally get a life but is shocked when Janet tells her she's pregnant, which is simply impossible. Fearing the child isn't human she and SG-1 try to find answers but the truth is something they are completely unprepared for.


Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 | Word count: 115583 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 16, 2012 | Updated: Nov 25, 2012 | Read: 28397
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Rated: G
Summary:

Despite being light-years away Teal'c manages to get Jack and Sam to spend Star Wars Day in a suitable manner.


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1272 | Completed: Yes | Published: May 04, 2012 | Updated: May 04, 2012 | Read: 890
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Rated: G
Summary:

What is the best way to celebrate this day?


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1348 | Completed: Yes | Published: Apr 26, 2012 | Updated: Apr 26, 2012 | Read: 1076
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

What really happened when Sam jumped Jack in the locker room and he hauled her off to the infirmary? When did they change her into scrubs, who did it and how were they able to do it when she was so out of control by the time they got her strapped to a gurney?

Can be considered "missing scenes" for The Broca Divide (1x05).

Linked to my fic CoBT but can stand-alone.

 


Genres: Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Word count: 15751 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jun 22, 2012 | Updated: Jul 15, 2012 | Read: 4964
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Rated: G
Summary:

Sam gets an unexpected delivery from Jack when she's on Atlantis. What could it possibly be and why?


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 954 | Completed: Yes | Published: Mar 15, 2012 | Updated: Mar 15, 2012 | Read: 1057
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Rated: G
Summary:

Jack is shocked to find himself surrounded by pirates on his own lake when he takes Sam with him to the cabin... or is he?    


Genres: Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1884 | Completed: Yes | Published: Sep 19, 2012 | Updated: Sep 19, 2012 | Read: 907
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Rated: G
Summary:

Sam is surprised to find Jack on her doorstep, determined to whisk her away from her computer for the day – to save electricity and get back in touch with nature, of course.


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1028 | Completed: Yes | Published: Mar 24, 2012 | Updated: Mar 24, 2012 | Read: 898
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Rated: G
Summary:

It's a few weeks into Sam's newest assignment when she gets a mysterious package from Jack. What could it possibly be and why?


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1239 | Completed: Yes | Published: Mar 22, 2012 | Updated: Mar 22, 2012 | Read: 1222
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Sam basically had to bribe Jack to watch the original trilogy when Teal'c had suggested celebrating the day in style during a team night. Now it was time to pay up... 

 


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1509 | Completed: Yes | Published: May 04, 2012 | Updated: May 04, 2012 | Read: 783
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Rated: G
Summary:

Summary: It's Thanksgiving Day and Sam and Jack have invited their former teammates to celebrate the holiday with them. However, not everything goes according to plan in the chaotic Carter-O'Neill household.    


Genres: Alternate Universe or Reality, Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5902 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 17, 2012 | Updated: Nov 17, 2012 | Read: 1141
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Rated: R
Summary:

Colonel Jack O’Neill grudgingly accepted his new orders; he’d just have to view Colonel Samantha Carter as yet another assignment. To Sam it was anything but an assignment; he epitomized everything she’d lost and she was hell-bent on righting this wrong.


Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe or Reality, Angst, Drama, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 37 | Word count: 223846 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jan 22, 2012 | Updated: May 27, 2012 | Read: 23477
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Rated: G
Summary:

With Sam busy running the SGC it falls on retired stay-at-home dad Jack to organize their daughter's birthday party in true O'Neill fashion.


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Word count: 31835 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jun 04, 2012 | Updated: Jul 06, 2012 | Read: 4671
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Rated: G
Summary:

Sam surprises Jack with a little gift to celebrate an important day to him.


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Celebrating Unofficial Holidays
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 992 | Completed: Yes | Published: May 10, 2012 | Updated: May 10, 2012 | Read: 1082
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