"Filk: Orlin, Martouf and Narim" By Sue Corkill

Title: Orlin, Martouf and Narim

Author: Sue Corkill

Email: scorkill@earthlink.net

Category: Filk, Sam & Jack

Status: Complete

Rating: G

Content Warning: M/F

Season/Sequel info: Fifth

Spoilers: Ascension, 2001, Divide & Conquer

Archive: SJRA, Heliopolis

Summary: None

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognized characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Feedback: Cheerfully accepted.

Author's notes: This filk is a parody of "Abraham, Martin and John" (1968) by Dion DeMucci, arranged by Richard Holler. I'm not much of a 'filker', but this one came to me and just had to be written. Imagine Sam singing it, if you will.<g

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ORLIN, MARTOUF AND NARIM

Anybody here seen my stalker Orlin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He fell in love with me, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
The reactor just exploded and he's gone.

Anybody here seen Jolinar's mate Martouf?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He turned into a Za'tarc, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
I had to zat him twice and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Narim?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He thought I was his angel, but it seems my boyfriends they die young.
The Goa'uld attacked Tollana and he's gone.

Didn't they love me even though they had no chance?
Didn't they know that Jack is the only man for me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, to share our love.

Anybody here seen my Ambassador Joe?
Can you tell me where he's been?
I thought I just saw him walking through the Stargate,
With Orlin, Martouf and Narim.

THE END