"What Should Have Happened: Fair Game" by AQ

TITLE: What Should Have Happened? : Fair Game!

BY: AQ!

SEASON/ SPOILERS: The before mentioned episode and all episodes before said episode.

STATUS : Complete.

ARCHIVE : Sam & Jack Archive and Heliopolis. Also, my good buddy Little Miss's website and SJAdult Archives when it is up. All others,you want it, you can have it. Just let me know where you're taking it, so I can go visit.

RATING: Duh?? Dumb question! I am AQ!, after all. There's no other rating but NC17 ...

CATAGORY: From now on, all stories in this series will be categorized as humorous smut! This will also be a missing scene series, because after I write the sex, my mind goes blank!

PAIRING: Sam & Jack

DISCLAIMERS: I don't own anything! The only thing that's copyrighted to me is the SEX in the stories, because it is a product of my warped imagination. I'm just borrowing Sam and Jack. It seems the only way Sam can get a piece of @$$ is in my stories. If TPTB wants to use the SEX that I write, more power to them! There will be 582 very happy people all around the world if they do use my ideas in canon, right, guys? The only character I do own is Major Laura Como, who is also a figment of my warped imagination. You can use her, just let me know, so I can go visit her. ;-}

WARNING: There WILL be explicit sex, and MAY be a little rough language ahead. As I'm really getting the hang of writing this sex stuff, my imagination seems to be getting worse! The behavior of the characters in these stories are NOT canon based at all. My wild imagination will not allow that! You see, THIS is AQ!'s world, and in AQ!'s world, NOTHING is based on reality, just my fantasies, and wild imagination.<g>

SUMMERY: Is it really needed? You know what Sam and Jack are gonna do, right? No plot here! If I decide to torture myself again trying to write a plot, you WILL be forewarned! <g> This time, Sam and Jack have a few drinks before the snake-heads arrive ...

AND NOW --- ON WITH THE SHOW!

JACK: ( In his office, Talking to himself with a glass of Jack Daniel's in his hand) The Goa'Uld are coming here! In one hour, we will let those slimy snake-heads just walk thru the g ---

There was a knock on the door.

JACK: Who is it?

SAM: It's me, Sir.

JACK: Come in, Captain. (He saw her wings, and smiles) I mean, Major.

SAM: Yes, Sir. (Smiles) I came to see how you were doing.

JACK: (Sarcastically, yet smiling) Oh, I'm just peachy, Major. (He pours himself another drink) Drink? Got Jack Daniel's and brandy.

SAM: I'll take some brandy.

Jack dug in his desk, and got out the brandy. He poured her a glass, and refilled his glass, this time with the brandy instead of the Jack Daniel's. He started rubbing his shoulders thru his uniform.

SAM: Here, let me relieve some of that tension. (She undone his tie, and took off his jacket. She unbuttoned his top 2 buttons.) OK! Just relax, Colonel.

He poured both of them another drink, as she started kneading into his tense muscles. He moaned at the pleasurable relaxation she was giving him.

JACK: Mmn, Sam. (He closed his eyes, and just enjoyed the feeling her hands were giving him.) That feels so good. (Her massages got harder.) OH! God! (Sam downed her second brandy) Want another?

SAM: I'll get it. (She reached over his body, and fell into his lap) Oh, I'm sorry, Sir. Maybe I should stop at two. (She felt something poking her, and raised her eyebrows) Sir?

JACK: (With a grin) Yes, Major?

SAM: Is that?---

JACK: Mmn-Hmn.

He reached up, and put his hand on her cheek. He kissed her. He tasted of sweet brandy and whiskey mixed, as he passed his tongue over her lips. She opened her mouth to his probing tongue, getting more drunk on his tongue. She moaned with pleasure, as he passed his hand up her thigh, under her skirt.

SAM: Sir, let me go lock the door. (She got up, and locked the door to his office. She came back, and raised her skirt, lowered her underwear, and kneeled before him, facing him.) We have half an hour before the snake-heads come thru that gate, Flyboy. Let's make good use of each minute.

JACK: Mmn-Hmn. (He rubbed her outer lips with his fingers, then slowly opened them, sticking his fingers inside her, making her gasp.) You like that? (She closed her eyes, and moaned.) Yeah, you like that! (He grinned, and lifted her body. ) Time to clear the desk! (He threw the paperwork that was pilled up on the desk off the desk, and onto the floor.) I'm hungry. (He laid her down on the desk, sat back down in his chair, and began to lick her outer lips. She moaned with pleasure, and pushed on the back of his head.) Mmn-Hmn, you like that. (He penetrated her outer lips with his tongue, and proceeded to suck her clit.)

SAM: Mmmnn, Jack! (What he was doing to her felt so good, she felt like screaming. She knew this was not a good idea, taking their location. Anyone walking down the hall could hear her screams, and come investigate. She just moaned instead of screaming, until he decided to put his hand up her shirt, and squeeze her nipple between his fingers.) OH! GOD! JA!!!! --- (She caught herself, and put her hand over her mouth to stifle her release. She could feel him grin against her.) You happy now, Colonel? Someone could easily think I'm hurt in here!

JACK: But you're not. (He licked his way up her body, stopping at her bellybutton. He swirled his tongue around it, tasting her sweat.) You've definitely not. (He raised her shirt and bra, and put her nipple in his mouth, sucking hungrily.)

SAM: Enough of this! (She raised his head from her breast to capture his lips.) Make love to me, Jack. We don't have much time. I want you. (She released his lips.) Let's make love. (She then unbuttoned his pants, and took him out.) You ready? (She sat down on him, and moaned as she adjusted to his large size.) Mmn, Jack. (He put his arms around her back, and pushed her down onto himself) OH! God! (She began rocking faster on him, so he picked her up, and laid her back on the desk).Oh! Yeah! Fuck me harder, faster! (He drove himself further into her depths, using the desk as leverage to go further into her willing body.)

JACK: I thought you wanted to make love, Sam. Now you want to fuck? (He grinned.)

SAM: Yeah, Colonel! Now get on with it! (She raked her nails down his back, stopping at his behind. She moaned, and pushed down on his ass, making him go further into her body.)Oh, God! (She could feel the buildup begin in her groin, and she moved her hips back and forth, matching his thrusts.) Mmn --- Jack! (Her body began contracting around him.) Oh! God --- Jack!

JACK: Sam! Oh, God, Sam! (Hearing her scream his name nearly drove him over the edge.) Sammy, I need you, Sam. ( Feeling her contracting around himself made him climax forcefully, spilling his seed deep within her willing body.)

Jack collapsed on top of Sam, spent. They heard the Klaxtons going off, and a knock on the door. This brought the couple out of their blissful euphoria.

DANNY: Jack? (More knocking) Hey! Jack! You in there? The Goa'Uld System Lords are arriving.

JACK: Shit! (He looked at his watch, and realized the system lords were right on time.) We'd better get dressed. (Sam stood up, put her panties on, and tucked in her shirt.) You ready?( Jack was still fumbling with his tie.)

SAM: You're gonna have to finish putting that tie on along the way. (She opened the door to a surprised Danny) Let's go!

DANNY: (Seeing Jack still struggling with his tie.) Wh --- wh ---- what ---- What's going on here?

JACK: What ya think, Danny?! (He patted his back, and smiled) Let's go!(He ran down the hall, followed by Sam, then Danny.)

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