"Jonathon" By Nikki H

Name: 'Jonathan' By Nikki

Rating: M

Summarry: What if Jack and Sam had met as teenagers?

Notes: Feed back much appreicated!=)

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Jack O'Neill was whistling as he walked into the change rooms. He stopped short as he saw a envelope stuck on his locker. Picking it up and turning it over her opened it. He Pulled out a slip of paper and some money. In neat hand writtng was written,

'Sorry about before, S.C.'

Jack grinned as he re- read Sam's letter. They had just got back from a mission to *another* desert planet. On their way back though, Sam had tripped and collided with Jack. As he caught her fall he'd smashed his watch in the process. Jack tucked the letter away. NOt only had she appologised a million times but now she was paying for the watch. He felt a feeling of dea du Vu wash over him. He struggled to think what it was and eventally egnored the feeling and left to have a shower.

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"Nice watch, Sir" Carter said as he stepped up to the gate. He smiled and showed her the watch.

"Thanks, the tooth fairy sprung me some money" He answerd as they stepped through. He turned to Sam and actually saw her blush. She caught him looking at her and turned away quickly. Jack sighed as she ran off to Daniel.

Jack looked up at the stars above him. He hated arriving on a planet during the night. You never knew what could spring up on you during the night. He liked big sunshine desert with little shade. At least then you could see what's coming.

He ran after Teal'C and they set up camp for the night. Every now and then he would look over his shoulder to study the forest behind him. He looked at his watch. 9:20. Jack jumped up, surprisng them all.

"Ah-Ha!" He yelled and started rummaging through his bag. Daniel looked at him annoyed. He'd been in the middle of a sentance as usual and Jack had obviuosly not been listening. Sam watched as he pulled out two pieces of paper and flun it at her. "Recognise this?" He asked her as she read the letter.

"Sorry about before, S.C." Sam read outloud. SHe handed it back to him, looking at him funny. "Yeah, i gave it to you yesterday."

Jack shook his head and pointed at the other piece of paper she held. It read the exact same thing. "That's the one you gave me yesterday. This other one is in red."

Sam gave him a sceptical look. "So?"

Teal'c and Daniel exchanged looks. Had Jack finally cracked up? Jack pounched around excitedly and smiled pointing at the paper.

"Don't you remember?" He asked her, "Your the girl who smashed my windscreen." Everyones head snapped to Sam and she looked at him confused. BUt this didn't settle down jack.

"Man, you've changed so much, i can't belive it!" Sam still looked at him, waiting for him to explain to her what he was going on about. Jack smiled and tucked away the paper. He looked away dreamily and tried to explain it to them.

"I was 18 and Sam was about, ohh 13 maybe....."

~*~*~*~*

Jack leaned back in his chair on the patio, he sucked down another beer and looked at the kids across the street. There was about 7 boys and one girl. If it wasn't for her long hair you could of swarn it was a boy. He smiled as she spat at the floor and picked up a bat. Tugging at a strand of blond hair she pushed the lock behind her ear and adjusted her baseball cap.

Jack grinned as the others started to pull faces at her. But she looked determined and stuck her chin out. WIth one hit the ball went flying. Jack found himself drawn as she ran from base to base, making a home run. She started jumping up and down as the others ran after the ball.

Suddenly Jack saw the ball wizz passed and smashed into his dad's car. Jack swore and ran towards the car. A huge hole sat in the middle of the windscreen. He looked up and saw the fear in the girls eyes as she realized what she had done. He started to run towards the field but all the kids took off. He ran after the girl, but she had already jumped the fence and took off down the street.

"Hey!" Jack called after her as she dissolved into the forest. He scanned the tree's for her. He ran around looking for her small figure and gave up.

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"I swear you where swalloed by the tree's" Jack finshed. Suddenly Sam eyes twinckled as it dawned on her.

"Jonathan?" SHe said excited. Egnoring the fact that he winced at the name only his mother called him. ANd that was only when he was in trouble.

Daneil looked back and forth. "What's this got to do with the letter?" Jack smiled and contiued.

"About 2 days later after my dad had stopped swearing i went to get it repaired. As i walked out i saw a enveloped attached to the hole. It had a hundred dollars in it saying 'Sorry about before, S.C'" He looked at Sam as she rolled her eyes.

"I had worked all summer to earn a hundred and blew it in one baseball match. But i felt guilty adn left it there." SUddenly she smiled. "I would of given it to you but you where kinda....ah busy with your girlfriend." SHe blushed memories coming back.

"Did you ever see her again?" Daniel asked intrested as his two friends smiled and blushed. It was Jacks turn to blush.

"Yeah, i saw her about a week later. She walked past with her friend wearing a blue frilly dress." He started laughing as SAm slapped her forehead.

"My mother made me wear it." SHe swore. Daniel tried hard to amagine sam in a dress but he couldn't see it.

SAm went red, "You where the one wolf whistling with Kolwashki!" JAck nodded and started laughing.

"You should of seen her, she practickly died and ran home the rest of the way!" Jack started laughing and then rememberd something.

"Your the girl who sent me that card." He said as if it suddenly dawned on him.

Sam went so read that she looked at the dirt with a new intrest. Daneil looked at Sam in awe. "YOu sent him a card?"

Jack nodded prodully. "Yep, every valentines from my secret admier. Well that is until i moved. And we know why that was." He mentioned to Sam and she started laughing.

"Is something wrong Samantha Carter?" Teal'c asked as tears ran down SAm cheak. SHe wipped them away her eyes sparckling.

"No Teal'c. Just the opposite." SHe looked at Teal'C and than at Jack. "YOu where so mean that summer."

Daniel saw Sam glare at him. "You had a crush on Jack?" That set Jack off and he started laughing till he couldn't breath.

Sam glared at him. "I was 13, it was a little school girl crush" She pointed out playing with a stick, waiting for Jack to stop laughing.

"Some little crush!" He gasped out, "I caught her in my neighbours tree with a pair of bincholours! You should of seen her face when I undressed infront of the window." Jack started laughing and whacked Teal'c who jumped.

Sam slapped jack, "It wasn't funny. I broke my arm becasue of you!" WHen jack howled with laughter they all broke into laughter at the site of Jack.

"She..." He gasped out"Got....such a shock....sh...fell..out of the tree!" Tears now streamed down his face and he gasped for air. Teal'c looked at him curiuosly wondering what to do, but Daniel waved at him that it was ok.

"But i got you back at halloween!" Sam pointed out.

Jack slowly called down and remember, "It took me hours to get rid of the flour." Daniel watched Sam as she explained.

"Well it was Halloween and i told my brother and his friends i wanted to get this guy back...."

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Sam slipped across the back yard clutching her robe. She looked up at her brother and his friends who sat on the roof waiting. She took a deep breath and nodded. Walking slowly she nocked on Jacks back door. She heard him come to the door and she walked towards the pool. Throwing off her robe she jumped into the pool naked.

Jack watched bemused, when she called out. "Are you going to join me or what?" She asked swimming to him sudectively. Jack threw of his clothes and walked out to her.

"Now!" She screamed from the pool. Jack turned and looked up in time to see a bucket of honey was thrown at him. He yeld out and two boys dumped flour over him.

"Come on Sam!" Sam's brother screamed. SHe jumped out of the pool and grapped the robe. SHe watched as he brother jumped down and took a photo.

All Jack heard was laughing as he stood up shocked and bewliderd. He staggerd to his house and slammed the door shut, vowing to get her back.

~*~*~*~*

"That was cruel!" Jack said, Sam started laughing and bit her lip.

"I wonder if i still have that photo, i think it would be a wonderful photo to stick on the notice board." Jack threw her a look and she giggled.

"How come you guy's didn't remember until now?" Daniel asked.

"Well, i only knew him as Jonathan and he had black hair and always wore sunnies. He was 18 at the time so i guess i never reconsiged him when we first met!" Sam pointed out.

Jack agreed." Yeah and Sam had long hair and had braces. I never even knew her name!" Daniel nodded and Sam began to giggle.

"Beside's Jack wasn't the only one we terroried." Sam started to giggle, "Poor Kawlaski he always seemed to get in the middle of it."

Jack smiled, "I kinda helped since he lived next to her and their bedroom windows faced each other."

Suddenly Sam started laughing."DO you remember the stripper?" Sam asked. Teal'c watched as JAck's face went pale and he groaned.

Daniel enticpated what happend next. He'd never seen these two like this. Sam never talked about his child hood and now it ends up that they lived in the same street as Jack.Boy, was sam a trickster as a kid. Even though they never got to know each other they knew each other as 'Jonathan' and 'the chic with the blond hair'. Daniel listend eagerly as Sam explained what she did to Kowlaski.

"Okay, so me and Janet." JAck stopped her mid sentance.

"Our Janet. You mean 'the flirt' was Janet fraiser?" Jack said surprised. Sam nodded and grinned.

"Anyway....

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Sam giggled and pushed back her hair. SHe handed Janet the phone. THe two looked on as Kowlaski puched Jack to get his head out of the way of the tv. Jack pulled a look and sat on the bed.

"OK, i've orded the 50 pizza's" Sam said to Janet, "You can ring the male stripper." Janet grapped the phone and pulled on a vioce. THe girls sat down and waited in the dark watching Jack from Sam's window.

"Door man!" JAck called to Kowalski. He gave him a look.

"DOn't get up Jack! I'll get it!" Jack just nodded and kept watching the tv. He heard laughing and looked over his shoulder. The house next door was quite and he shrugged. Turning back to the tv.

"Man." Kowlaski said. "50 pizza's. My dad's gonna have me for breakfast." Jack jumped off the bed as Kowlaski dumped then on his carpet. "500 bucks wasted!"

Jack patted his friend on the back. "Damn!" THere was another knock at the door and they heard someone come up the stairs. JAck jumped back as a man walked through the door with a boom box.

"Huh?" Jack said as the man stripped. "Hey!" JAck screammed as the guy took off his pants and rubbing up against Jack. JAck's face turned green and he ran to the window and threw up out the window.

He turned back to see the guy lap dancing on a passed out kowlaski. "Man, get out of here." Jack screamed.

"But i got a call..." He started and frowned. Jack pushed the guy out the door and locked it.

"Kowlaski.. wake up! Man..." Jack looked up the saound of whistling. He looked out the window and saw the blond with a brown headed friend. They where dancing about and throwing the shirts around.

"Hey boys!" The blond whistled and blew kisses at them. Jack frowned and growled.

"This mean's war!" He screamed and shut the blind. He could still hear them laughing and taughting them behind the blind.

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"Sam, you where evil" Daneil said after she finshed. Teal'c Tilted his head at the laughing Sam, who was whistling at Jack. Jack coverd his face in embarrashment.

"Don't forget we got you back!" He pointed out. Sam's face turned into a half laugh half pitied look.

"You mean you got Jeff!"Sam giggled, "Poor guy."

Teal'c fowned "Who is Jeff?"

Sam signed, " A poor guy that got in the middle of Jack's prank."

"What happend?" DAniel asked eagerly.

"Well Kolwashski and i put our heads togther..."

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Jack placed the plank down. It wobbled slightly as he stood on it.

He looked back at his friend and he gave him an encougraged smile.

Slowly Jack crossed the plank to Sam's room. He slid open the room

and dropped in. It was just what he expected. A neat room with the basic

desk, wardrobe and bed.

"Is the coast clear" Kolwaski hissed. Jack nodded and heard Kowaslki jump in. "Mmmm neat" He pointed out. They looked around teh room.

"Where do you think she keeps her diary?" JAck asked. He watched as his friend walked over to the bed and lifted it up.

"The same place my siter does. Under her bed." Kowaski pointed to the red journal. Jack yanked it out and tucked it in his jacket.

"DO you think we should stick honey in her sheets?" Jack asked as he scoured the room.

His friend gave him a look, "Be creative."

Jack walked over to her draws. "I know let's steal all of her under wear!" They laughed and pulled out every piece of under wear they could find. Jack picked up a lepoard skin bra. "*Very* nice!" They started laughing and they heard a noise.

"SHit it's her dad!" Jack yelled. He quickly jumped to the window and dashed across. When they where safe on Kowlaski side they started laughing and dumped all her under wear on the bed.

"Pay backs a bitch!" Kowlaski said. "Hey shove over i wanna read too!" He said shoving jack over as he read her diary.

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"You read her diary!" Daniel sqeaked. He looked over to Sam who was shaking her head. "Every page?" Daniel asked.

"Every page!" Jack said nodding.

"What is a diary?" Teal'c asked.

"It's like a journal" Daniel explained. "Girls write about all kinds off stuff in there. *personal* stuff" He glared at Jack.

"Anyway....."

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"Jeff?" Jack asked, "Who's jeff?" Kolwaski picked up the diary from Jacks lap.

"Some guy across the street." He mutterd. SUddenly he looked up, "You thinking what i'm thinking?" He looked at his friend. JAcks eyes lit up.

"It's underwear hanging time!" He laughed and they shoved it in a bag. Let's go."

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"What happend?" Daniel said seeing Sam's face redden by the minute. Jack grinned evily.

"We hung her under wear all over his room. Bra's from the fan, knickers in his sheets. Than we got some porn pictures and stuck on Sam's head." Jack started laughing and nugged sam. She looked away emabarrssed. "Then we got some lip stick and wrote on the wall, 'i'm horny for ya'" Jack was laughing so hard now that Sam gave him a frown.

"The poor guy took it seriuosly and came to my bedroom window on a ladder. He came in and jumped into bed, with what he thought was me." Sam frowned at Jack who was silent laughing and gripping his stomach in pain. Sam egnored him. "Jeff didn't know that my grandma was in bed, so when he stared fondoling my grandma, he got a shock."

Even Daniel burst out laughing. "YOu should of seen her dad's face." Jack said pointing to Sam. Sam stuck her chin out stubbournly. "That was scum!" SHe whacke him across the head. "He got sent to a boy's boarding school and never talked to me again. Even now he wont look at me!" This drove the boys laughing harder, even TEal'c grinned.

"It was funny if you where me" Jack gasped out.

"Oh you want funny?" Sam demanded. "Hows the cat Colonel?" She spat at him. Jack stopped emdiatly and froze.

"Now that!" He said sternly, "Was *not* funny."

SAm grinned. "It was funny if you where me" She imidataed him. Daniel look as Jack looked away mortified. SAm opened her mouth and he glared at her.

"Don't even try telling them Major" He orderd her.

"Oh come on Jack!" She winked, "I mean Janet already knows"

Jack closed his eyes and waved, "Fine, if you have too."

Sam giggled. "Bare in mind Daniel, this is why i never saw Jack ever again!" Daneil noded at her to go on. "Well Janet came over...."

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Sam held the plank steady and crossed. She wobbeld a bit but made it to the other side. She quietly crossed the room and locked the door. Jack huffed and rolled over in bed.

Sam smiled and crept across the room to help Janet across. Janet smiled and handed her the ropes. Quietly they tied his hands to the railing of the bed and then his feet. Sam pulled back the sheet and grinned. "It's a good thing for us that he sleeps in the nude." SHe whisperd. Janet giggled and handed Sam the choclate surup sauce. Sam bit her lip as she giggled. She poured it all over his body. Over his legs over his stomach, cheast and face.

Janet giggled and pulled out the wipped cream. SHe sprayed spurts on his body and tried to be quiet. THey ducked as he moaned and went back to sleep. "Ok, you ready Sam?" She asked.

Sam noded and threw off her clothes. Janet ran across the plank and watched from the room as Sam sat down on the bed. SHe leaned over and piched Jack.

"Wh- Wha?" He asked and saw her sitting on the side of his bed. He looked around and noticed that they where both naked and he was coverd in sauce.

"Hi" SHe said in a suductive vioce. "Do you think we could stike a deal?" SHe asked. She saw him try to undo the ropes and looked around wildly.

"Yeah." He said shakily as she leaned closer.

"How about you give me my under wear back and i'll lick off all this sauce." SHe bargined. It took him a minute to understand and he nodded dummbly.

"All of it?" He asked shakily.

"All of it." SHe purred and leaned down and kissed him. He relaxed at her touch and felt her run her fingers over his cheast. He felt his body awaken with need.

"Close your eyes and i'll begin." SHe purred in his ear. Obediatly Jack closed his eyes and sam bit her lip. SHe pulled her cat from her bag and lay it atop of his cheast. It started to lick to sauce off.

"Hows that?" SHe purred in his ear pulling her clothes back on. ALl jack could do was moan. SHe giggled and waved to Janet. "What about this?" SHe pulled the cat lower down his body and he groaned.

"Lower!" He mumbled groaning. SAm lowerd the cat on his groin and whisperd in his ear. He groaned and arched his back. Sam unlocked the door adn waved to JAnet. Sam giggle and stood on the plank. SHe ran across and tumbled into laughter with Janet. THey stood up and watch as Kowlaski walked into teh room. The light flicked on and KOwaski and his paretns saw jack tied up and thrusting into the cat.

Janet and Sam howled with laughter into the pillow and rolled around the floor laughing. THey could hear JAck trying to explain. "The...teh girl, it was her." BUt nobody belived him.

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Sam started laughing. All 3 men looked at her shaken. She tried to retain herself and giggled into her hands. Suddenly JAck started laughing.

"I swear that was so embarrsing." Jack said pushing Sam to the side. "His whole family gave me all these dirty look every time i saw them." He watched as she giggled. "I still can't belive you did that."

Sam smiled. "Is still can't belive you thought it was me."

"How could i not?" Jack asked. "You where whispering into my ear and where naked for crying out loud."

That only made her laugh harder. "Wait till JAnet finds out who is our Jonathan."

Daniel looked at the two, "Even after all that, you still never guessed it was her."

Jack shook his head. "Which reminds me do you still have that mole on your--"

Sam held her hand up. "Yes."

Jack smiled "And the tattoo?"

Sam waggled her eye brows. Daniel's head wipped towards them. "You have a tattoo?"

Sam nodded. "Yes thanks to him"

Jack raised his hand in defense. "I didn't think you'd take me seriuosly!"

Sam gave him a doubtful look. "Come on! I was 13 and you said you thought a girl with a tattoo was damn sexy."

Jack started laughing. Sam hit him and rose up. "It's been fun, but i'm beat." She walked over to her tent, "Night." She stepped in and she stuck her head out. "Night Jonathan!" She winked and ducked back in.

Daniel & Teal'c looked at Jack and he waved at them. They looked back at the tent and shrugged. Daniel went to his own head shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head. He didn't know what to make of it. He didn't know his friends could ever be that care free and play such pranks and still laugh about it.

Jack signed and looked up from the fire. He poured water over it and got up. He looked in on Sam. She was curled up on her sleeping bag. He bent down and whisperd into her ear.

"You know i always missed seeing that tattoo" He said softly. Her eyes flicked open and she looked up at him. He gazed down at her, his eyes full of desire.

"Well now's your chance." She whisperd and guided his hand to her hip. He lifted her shirt and saw the heart inked in her side. He leaned in and kissed in and then looked back at her. She rose up and kissed him. Their tounges met in a dule passion. She giggled and he pulled away.

"Should i get the choclate sauce out?" She asked cheakily. SHe started to kiss her way down his neck and nipped him.

Jack chuckled, "Only if you brang your cat." They laughed into each others mouths and started kissing again.

"Only if you give my underwear back" SHe whisperd and he growled and flipped her on her back, pulling her clothes away. THey giggled until they felt the need grown through their bodies.

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THe end.