"Kissing In Storage Rooms" by Bryn & Kat

Title: Kissing In Storage Rooms

Summary: Daniel and Janet get stuck in a closet.

Category: Romance, children's story

Spoilers: none

Season/Sequel info: None

Rating: G

Archive: Dan and Jan, Sam and Jack

Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters belong to MGM, Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions. This fan fiction was created solely for entertainment and no money was made from it. Also, no copyright or trademark infringement was intended. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

Authors' Notes: This was written over AIM while we were trying to get the image of Janet and Teal'c out of our heads. It is completely silly and pointless and we hope you enjoy it.

******

Once there was a very hot guy named Daniel. He loved a beautiful and smart doctor named Janet. Janet didn't know it, but that was okay because neither did Daniel.

One day as Daniel was walking down the halls of the SGC, where he worked, he heard a very strange noise. When he stopped to investigate he discovered that the noise was coming from a broom closet, so he opened the door to see what was inside. What he saw made him jump for joy. His two best friends were in it, making out. Their names were Sam and Jack, and they were very embarrassed. They told Daniel that she wasn't allowed to tell anyone what he'd seen, or they told Daniel they would make sure he was far more embarrassed.

How could they embarrass him? Daniel wondered. He shrugged and continued down the hall looking for someone to tell. The first person he thought of was another of his best friends, Janet Fraiser, who happen to be very close by in the infirmary.

Daniel walked over to Janet with a big grin and told her all about what he just saw. Janet was very happy too and when Daniel warned her that she was not suppose to tell anybody or Sam and Jack would get very mad and try to embarrass them, she did not worry. How could they embarrass her? Janet wondered.

Janet could not keep this secret to herself and decided she needed to tell someone else, so she decided to tell General Hammond. The two of them had made a bet as to when Sam and Jack would be found making out, and Janet was very happy because she had won.

General Hammond was very happy too. But he was scared, because he thought the President would be mad. So he used his red phone to tell the President. The President was happy as well, and told General Hammond that he didn't have to punish Jack and Sam. This made General Hammond even happier. Because Janet had forgotten to warn General Hammond not to tell anyone, he told everyone over the base PA system.

When Jack and Sam heard the announcement they decided to track down Daniel and try to inflict bodily harm. When they had finally cornered him in the lowest levels of the SGC, Daniel tried to beg for his life. He said it was not his fault that General Hammond had found out because he had only told Janet.

This made Sam and Jack look at each other and smile. They promised not to hurt Daniel and let him go on his way. When he was safely out of sight they turned and ran to General Hammond's office to ask him a big favor. When they told the General what they had in mind, he smiled and said he was happy to help.

The next day, Daniel came to work in a very good mood because he thought that he was no longer in danger from Sam and Jack. That was until he walked into his office and found the entire staff of the SGC crowded inside. They all had huge smiles on their faces. Daniel was very confused. He didn't know why everyone was in his office. He hadn't known that they were all such good friends that they were comfortable squeezing together like that in his small office. He finally asked why they were there after he found himself incapable of working with everyone there. He finally asked what was going on. Graham Simmons answered that General Hammond needed Daniel right away in the briefing room and he should hurry to get there as fast as he could. When Daniel protested, Graham said he should run or he would get in big trouble.

So Daniel quickly went up to the briefing room and found General Hammond. He asked the general why there were so many people in his office, but the general just asked how he was supposed to know when it was Daniel's office. The General then told Daniel that he had a very important assignment for him. Daniel was curious and asked what it was. The general said that Daniel was needed in the infirmary to have some special tests done. Daniel complained that he'd had a physical the day before. General Hammond told Daniel to get to the infirmary right away or he'd change all the coffee on the base to decaf. Daniel was scared that the General would go through with that threat, so he ran down to the infirmary as fast as he could.

When Daniel got down to the infirmary he could not find Janet anywhere. He looked in her office, but he only found Sam. He asked Sam where Janet was and she said that she had seen Janet walk into the storage room to get some supplies. Sam told Daniel he should go help her.

Daniel shrugged and went in search of the storage room and Janet. When he found her she was looking through supplies taking inventory. Daniel asked Janet if she was ready for his exam and Janet looked at him funny. She asked him what exam. Just then they heard the only door to the storage room slam shut and lock.

Daniel tried to open the door. It wouldn't budge. Janet tried too, because everyone knew she was stronger than Daniel. It didn't open for her either. Daniel and Janet were very confused. They didn't know why anyone would want to lock them in a closet together. Daniel asked Janet if she'd be able to do the exam in the closet. Janet didn't know what he was talking about. Daniel started to get suspicious.

Janet asked Daniel what most people did when they were locked in closets. Daniel said he did not think most people got locked in closets, so he did not know why they were locked in a closet nor what they should do. Daniel wondered if there was a window they could climb out of, but Janet reminded him that they were over 20 levels below ground so there were no windows. Daniel sighed and began to pout because there was no coffee. After getting bored pouting Daniel wondered who would lock them in the closet. Janet said she did not know; the only person she had seen that day had been Sam. Daniel said he too had seen Sam in the infirmary. Janet and Daniel wondered innocently why Sam would want to lock them in a storage room.

Daniel suddenly remembered what had happened yesterday. He reminded Janet about what Sam and Jack had done when they were in a closet together. Janet had forgotten all about that. She remembered what Daniel had said about Sam and Jack trying to embarrass them. Daniel wondered if maybe Sam and Jack had been the ones to lock them in the closet. But why would they do that?

Daniel asked how they could possibly be embarrassed in a closet. Janet suggested maybe the same way Sam and Jack had been embarrassed in a closet. Daniel reminded Janet that Sam and Jack had been kissing and that they were not. Janet wondered if maybe they were supposed to. Daniel agreed that that was a possibility and wondered if they should try. Janet nodded and said that it was worth a shot, because what else did they have to do?

Daniel had never really thought about kissing Janet before, but now that she'd suggested it, it seemed like a pretty good idea. He hadn't kissed anyone in a while, and he decided it was a good idea. He was about to tell Janet that when Janet reached up and grabbed him around the neck, pulling him down to kiss her. She had gotten tired of waiting for Daniel to think about kissing her, because Daniel, as everyone knows, takes quite a while to think about things, so she kissed him first. It did not take long for Daniel and Janet to realize they liked kissing each other. When the kiss ended, Daniel smiled and said it was his to turn to kiss Janet now. Janet smiled back and agreed.

Soon they became so intent on kissing that they did not even notice that the door had opened and Sam and Jack were standing outside the door, taking pictures of them kissing. After a very long time, they broke apart, and they heard the snapping of the cameras. They realized that Sam and Jack had been taking pictures of them kissing. They started to blush. They were very embarrassed.

But they were not embarrassed enough for Sam and Jack. So Sam and Jack went to see General Hammond and had told him that they found Janet and Daniel kissing in the closet and General Hammond decided it was only fair to announce it over the PA system to the entire base. Now Sam and Jack were happy and so were Daniel and Janet.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.