Title: Untitled

Author:  Gypsy

E-mail:  jack4carter_carter4jack@yahoo.co.uk

Rating:  um er pg-13

Archive: Yes please! Heliopolis, Sam and Jack, anywhere else just ask!

Summary:  devil Col o neill need i say more
 
 

Most of the SGC were in a bar 4 a Christmas party, Daniel was explaining to Teal’C the meaning of mistletoe, Sam and Janet were in a corner talking, General Hammond was going round to everyone wishing them a happy Christmas.Col Jack O’Neill was pretending to be listening to what Siler was saying he was to busy watching Sam. God how he loved her the way she looked the way she moved how she smelled how she thought how her blue eyes danced in the light. How he wished he could be with her but since he was her Co nothing could happen between them and he doubted the she felt the same way. He got up and walked to the bar and ordered a beer, he looked over at Sam again “dear god how I’d do anything to have that woman in my life” suddenly a ball from the pool table hit his foot he picked it up turned towards the pool table and there he saw a gorgeous woman who looked strangely like Elisabeth Hurley she waggled her finger seductively at
him telling him to come over he walked over “I believe this belongs to your he said,” strangely entranced by the woman “I saw your talking to a woman I believe her name is Samantha carter” said the woman who looked strangely like Elisabeth Hurley “um ya but iam not with her” said Jack “But you would like to be” said the woman “What makes you say that”? “Oh I don’t know when a man says he’d do anything to have a woman in his life I just assume she means something to him” “How did you hear that I was standing all the way over there”? “I have fantastic hearing and a number of equally impressive talents” She hits all the balls on the pool table into all the holes “Lets go someplace quiet so we can talk” she said “Um K” They walk outside she grabs him and kisses him “What the hell are you doing”? “Don’t say you didn’t like it” “Who the hell are you” “The Devil” “I think its time for you to go back to the mantel home” “Well then I guess ill have to prove it to you” She turns a around with fire all about her and changes her clothes “Um wow how the hell did you do that”? “I told you iam the devil” “Isn’t the devil a man”? “Oh please that’s just a stereotype” She turns around in another blaze of fire and they’re in an office “I can give you all that you desire if you give me 1 little thing” “And what’s that” “Your sole I will give u 3 wishes for your sole” A contract lands on the table
“Wouldn’t you love to have Samantha sitting on your knee kissing you and loving you sign this contract and it can be yours” Jack thinking he was dreaming picked up a pen a signed

“Their happy devil woman now how do I wake up”? “This isn’t a dream” “Ya ok sure” “Wish for something” “I wish for a big Mac and coke” Suddenly it appears in his hand “Well that was a waste of a wish,” said the devil “Man I guess this is really in that case I wish that I was rich and married to Sam” “Your wish is done” “Oh and hers a beeper when ever u need me for your
next wish push 666” Jack woke up the next morning in a huge bed he looked beside him and there was Sam He got up got dressed and went down stairs hardly believing it “The new stallion has arrived sir” “New stallion?” “Yes sir the one you paid £10,000 for who will be racing at the derby next week” “Oh yea I new that” He went outside only to see Sam flirting with the stable boy “What do you think your doing”? “Nothing” said Sam innocently “Yes you were flirting with him” and pointed to the stable hand “Oh so what you don’t love me your to busy with work I
wish I never married you” Sam ran off Jack ran upstairs found the beeper and pressed 666 The devil appeared “This isn’t what I wished for” “Oh yes it is you wanted to be married to Samantha and rich you never said she had to love you make your next wish then your sole is mine” “I wish for Sam to be happy” “Damn it,” shouted the devil “What” “Since you had a selfless wish I cant take your sole damn you” Suddenly Jack was back in the bar Then he heard General Hammond “ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please I would like to announce that after a long chat with the president the regulations about how you can not have a romantic
relationship with your co have been dropped as long as it doesn’t interfere with work” Everyone cheered Jack ran over to Sam and kissed her “I love you” he was half scared of what she would say “I love you to,” said Sam 3 years later Sam and jack still work at the SGC have 2 children Ben and Jess Daniel and Janet fell in love and are on the honeymoon

Teal’C family moved to earth And basically everyone live happily ever after
 

(Ino the was a crap story but I was bored and I had just watched bedazzled good movie by de by) give me feedback please though it probes wont b good