Writer: Anki

Title: A Day At the SGC

Rating: G

Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or anything related to it, I'm not making any money from this.

Archiving: SJA only

AN: this is the first thing I've ever written for Stargate, so please be kind:)

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"Daniel, you're such a girl!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Sam, Jack's picking on me!"

"Colonel, behave yourself, you shouldn't pick on Daniel..."

"See Jack, Sam's on my side."

"...afterall he's one of my best girlfriends."

"Thanks, Sa--Hey! I am _not_ a girl!"

"Yes you are."

"Teal'c! Help me, Sam and Jack are picking on me! Tell them I'm not a girl."

"This is true."

"Ha!"

"However DanielJackson is deeply in touch with his feminine side."

"What is this? Pick on Daniel-Day?"

"Just let me know if you need to borrow my nail polish remover again, Daniel."

<snicker, snicker>

"Argh, I am so not talking to guys again!"

"Well, that was fun."

"Yeah, now what do we do?"

"SamanthaCarter, do you not think ColonelO'Neill would look good in pink?"

"TEAL'C! Don't even think about it!"

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