"What Should Have Happened: The Gamekeeper" by AQ

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED : The Gamekeeper!

BY: AQ!

SEASON/ SPOILERS: The before mentioned episode and all episodes before said episode! (hmn ... there is none!)

STATUS : Complete.

ARCHIVE : Sam & Jack Archive and Heliopolis. All others,you want it, you can have it! Just let me know where you're taking it, so I can go visit!

RATING: NC17

CATAGORY: From now on, all stories in this series will be categorized as humorous smut!

PAIRING: Sam & Jack

DISCLAIMERS: I don't care what you do with this story. You can print it out & make paper airplanes with it for all I care. BUT, If you decide to SELL said paper airplanes, don't blame ME if you get sued by Gekko, Showtime, and their friends ... and their lawyers! I don't own the characters of Sam & Jack or any other member of the SGC. If Laura Como is in this one, I OWN her. If ya wanna borrow her and torture her<g>, be my guest! Just let me know where you're taking her, so I can go witness her Angst! <bg>

SUMMERY: Is it really needed? Jack & Sam have SEX!!

AND NOW ... ON WITH THE SHOW! <g>

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The team gated to a planet that had a lush garden. Flowers were everywhere. It looked like paradise. SG-1 went into the dome like structure. They were taken by some sort of stasis pod. Jack and Daniel were reliving terrible moments from their pasts. Jack was remembering when his CO, John was killed back in 1982. Kawalsky was there as well.

Daniel was remembering when his parents died when he was a child. Sam and Teal'C were protected from having to relive memories becouse Teal'C had ' Junior ' and Sam had been taken over by Jolinar.

When Daniel and Jack decided they didn't wanna play anymore, the Keeper let them go. They went back to Earth, and were examined. They got a clean bill of health. At the briefing, General Hammond was very eager to send them back to the planet. Jack started to get suspicious. He looked at General Hammond and then to Sam. * I'll find out if he's the real General Hammond or not.* Jack thought.

"Uh ... General, may I speak with you and Captain Carter alone, please? Sam, go along with it." He whispered to Sam who was sitting right next to him. She smiled in agreement.

Grabbing her hand, he escorted her to General Hammond's office. General Hammond went in first and sat down.

"Colonel O'Neill, what is it?" He asked.

"Well, Sir. Sam and I would like for you to know that we're in love , and have been having an affair for the last year."

With this said, he grabbed Sam and kissed her, lightly. They got no reaction from the General. He kissed her again, this time a little harder. When he passed his tongue over her lips, she parted them, giving him entry into her mouth. She put her arms around his neck. Jack opened an eye to look at General Hammond. Still no reaction from him. When they finally broke apart, she looked at him and smiled.

"Yes, Sir. And you know what? Jack and I would like to make love right here on your desk." She said.

Jack smiled, and pushed everything off the desk onto the floor. General Hammond just smiled.

"THAT is NOT General Hammond!" Jack whispered into her mouth.

"Well, let's give him a show." She said rubbing his hard dick with her fingers.

"Ya sure?" He asked her.

She didn't answer. She just put her hand on his neck, and pulled his head down to capture his lips. He got the clue, and started undressing her. The Keeper just smiled. Jack took off her Pants, and picked her up. He laid her on the desk, and unzipped his pants.She gasped as he entered her.

The ' General ' just sat back and watched them as they slowly made love. Jack raised her shirt , and sucked her breast.

"Mmn! Jack!" She moaned as he circled her nipple with his tongue.

Jack thought it was very exciting to make love to Sam in front of an audience. OK! He admits to himself that the feeling of making love to Sam is enough.

"Sam ... " He said as he drove himself further and further into her depths.

Sam opened her eyes, and looked up to see a room full of people disguised as airmen along with Janet, Teal'C, and Daniel. Everyone , including Janet & General Hammond, just stared. Daniel was the first to speak.

"Uh ... guys? Have you forgotten about regulations?"

"We are obviously not off of the planet, DanielJackson. If we were back at the SGC, O'Neill would have been court-martialed by now." Teal'C answered Daniel with a smile.

"Good point." Daniel answered.

" General Hammond is the keeper." Sam managed to gasp out before succumbing to the pleasure Jack was giving her.

Jack took his hand, and put it down their bodies until he reached her clitorius. He rubbed it, and squeezed it until he felt Sam start to shake. At this time, he pressed down on it firmly. She screamed and squirmed under him. He sucked her breast some more as he pressed down on her clit, hard, and pumped into her depths.

Sam felt orgasm building. Jack felt her body contracting around him. She started coming again, carrying him along with her.

"OH! God! ... JACK!" She screamed as they both came.

Afterwards, Jack kissed Sam, got dressed, and put his hands around ' General Hammond's ' neck.

"YOU will let us out of here! " He told the Keeper.

"All you have to do is walk out the door."

"You know what I mean! We want out of this world."

"I do not know what you're talking about."

"YOU are NOT General Hammond! General Hammond would have court-martial Sam and me for kissing. You sat back and let us make love right in front of your face!" Jack was growing angry.

"All you have to do is WALK OUT the door!"

Jack looked at his team mates.

"None of this leaves this room!" He yelled to Daniel and Teal'C from down the hall. "Let's go!"

The team ran out the door and into the lush garden. They saw themselves in stasis. Then they saw themselves being let out of the stasis.

"Let's go home." He told his three team mates. He grinned at Sam as they walked thru the gate.

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Well, that was fun!

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