"What Should Have Happened: Point Of No Return" by AQ

WSHH? Part 20 Point of No Return!

BY: AQ!

SEASON/ SPOILERS: The before mentioned episode and all episodes before said episode!

STATUS : Complete.

ARCHIVE : Sam & Jack Archive and Heliopolis. Also, my good buddy Little Miss's website and SJAdult Archives when it is up. All others,you want it, you can have it! Just let me know where you're taking it, so I can go visit!

RATING: Duh?? Dumb question! I am AQ, after all. There's no other rating but NC17 ...

CATAGORY: From now on, all stories in this series will be categorized as humorous smut! This will also be a missing scene series, because after I write the sex, my mind goes blank!

PAIRING: Sam & Jack

DISCLAIMERS: I don't own anything! The only thing that's copyrighted to me is the SEX in the stories, because it is a product of my warped imagination. I'm just borrowing Sam and Jack. It seems the only way Sam can get a piece of @$$ is in my stories! If TPTB wants to use the SEX that I write, more power to them! There will be 527 very happy people all around the world if they do use my ideas in canon, right, guys?! The only character I do own is Major Laura Como, who is also a figment of my warped imagination! You can use her, just let me know, so I can go visit her!

SUMMERY: Is it really needed? Jack & Sam have SEX!! No plot here! If you want a plot, try EROS's PLANET!!!! That's the only story I will EVER write with a plot. This time, OK! I'll give ya a hint --- Magic Fingers! <g>

And now on with the show! <g>

"Why do we always get the weirdos?" Colonel Jack O'Neill asked his 2IC, Major Samantha Carter while sitting next to her on the plane.

"I don't know, Sir, maybe we're just lucky?" She said, throwing him one of her 1000 killo watt smiles.

"This is your captain. Please put your trays up, and buckle your seatbelts in preparation for landing."

"Yes, Sir!" The Sarcastic Colonel said with a mock salute. Sam smiled.

One hour later, they were checking into the motel they would be staying at for the duration of their stay.

"Nice!" Jack said looking around the cheap motel.

"It is not nice, O'Neill." Teal'C said, taking the colonel's sarcastic remark literally.

"Teal'C, let's go set up at the diner. We only have two hours until Jack has to meet this weirdo. Coming Sam?"

"Uh --- no. Sam will help me set up the van." Jack answered for her.

"Uh ---" Daniel began to protest.

"MajorCarter will help O'Neill, DanielJackson." The stoic Jaffa said, leaving the room.

"Uh---OK. Sam, I'll see you in the van in one and one half hours. You want anything?"

"Yeah, bring me a turkey on wheat."

After their companions had left, Sam plopped down on the bed. Something caught her eye.

"Magic Fingers? Sir --- give me a quarter!" She shouted to Colonel O'Neill , who was in the bathroom .

He came out, throwing her the quarter. "What is it?"

She laughed. " ' Magic Fingers', Sir!"

"Oh?" He raised his eyebrows as she put the quarter in the machine on the side of the bed, and moaned as the bed began to vibrate. About a minute later, he said, "Enjoying yourself, Carter?"

She just moaned.

"Heads up!" He said, as he jumped on the bed beside her. The bed stopped moving. She looked at him and frowned.

"You broke it, Sir!" She said like a child. "I really liked the 'magic fingers'!" She joked.

He grinned, enjoying the feeling of laying next to his 2IC, the woman that he loved. "I'll give you 'magic fingers!'" He then started to tickle her.

She was screetching and squirming as he tickled her, trying to get out of his strong grasp. He had managed to sit on top of her, holding her hands above her head. She lifted her hips, which were under him, and turned him over. She was now sitting on his stomach, holding his arms below her legs.

"Been sparing with Teal'C, Carter?" He asked her, surprised she was strong enough to turn him over like she did.

"Yep. A lady has to be strong in a man's world, Colonel." She answered. He lifted his legs, and pushed her body downward. She was now sitting over his groin, and noticed something poking her. She raised her eyebrows. "That's not your sidearm, is it Sir?"

"Nope." He said , turning her over to where she was underneath him yet again. "Not my side arm." He looked down on his Major, and smoothed her newly short hair down off her beautiful face. He leaned down, and kissed her, softly.

She hesitated at first, but thought against it. She knew it was wrong to be kissing him like this, but it felt so right. She relaxed, allowing him to intensify the kiss. She moaned as his tongue parted her lips, and invaded her mouth. A few minutes later, their lips parted.

"Make love to me, Jack." She said with love in her eyes.

"Ya sure?"

"Ya sure, ya betcha." She answered him with a grin.

He turned them over yet again, allowing her to get in the dominate position on top of him. He slowly unbuttoned her blouse. As he was doing this, she was unbuttoning his shirt. He removed his shirt, while she removed hers. He started rubbing her nipples thru the thin cotton material of her bra. She unfastened her bra, and took it off. He took one of her nipples in his mouth. She moaned at the pleasure this was causing her. Sam lifted her body off of him. She started to unfasten his pants.

"Whoa, Sam. Relax, we have plenty of time."

"No, Jack, we don't. We only have an hour until we have to be at the diner, and I intend to be feeling you inside of me for that entire hour." She got off of him, and started to take her clothes off. "Strip, Colonel!" She said in her most demanding voice.

"Yes, Ma'am!" He said with a grin.

Now nude, they lay on the bed kissing. He moves his hand down to her thigh. He rubs up her thigh until he reaches his goal. He breaks the kiss, and takes her nipple in his mouth as he sticks a finger into her. She moans with the pleasureable contact. He grins against her breast, and makes another finger join the first. She gasps and moans as he continues his ministrations. He releases her breast, and captures her lips once again as he squeezes her clit between his forefinger and thumb. As she gasps against his mouth, he grins and releases her mouth.

He kisses a trail down her body, still manipulating her clit. He replaces his fingers with his tongue. He sucks on her clit as he begins to stick his fingers up her yet again.

"Oh, God, Jack." She says as she put her hand on the back of his head to guide him where she wants him to go. After a few strokes of his tongue on her clit, she starts to orgasm. Her breathing becomes erratic, and her body starts shaking. He can feel her internal contractions, and taste her sweet juices. He has to stop, when he becomes dizzy, and his fingers start to ache.

He moves his way up her body, kissing her along the way. When his lips reaches hers, she has begun to become very impatient.

"I want you, NOW!!!!" She tells him in between kisses. She gasps into his mouth, as he slowly enters her. He remains still to give her time to adjust to him.

"Oh, Sam." He moans into her mouth, as he feels her warmth surround him. "I need you, Sam, so much."

She breaks the kiss, and looks into his brown eyes. "Then make love to me, Jack. I need you too."

He slowly starts to move inside her, making her moan with pleasure. She closes her eyes, and lifts her hips toward him. He smiles and turns them over to where she's on top once again. She rocks on him for a few minutes. She could feel the buildup in her groin. She starts to contract around him again. He grabs her head, and pulls her lips down for another kiss. She screams her release into his mouth.

'Damn, this man has stamina!' She thought when she realized he was still hard inside of her. He hadn't come yet. She looked at the box on the bed, and the quarter on the bedstand. She took the quarter, and put it in the slot.

The bed started massaging Jack's back. He moaned at the feeling of not only the massaging, but of also having Sam on top of him with him inside of her. She pulled his head up to where he was sitting on the bed. The 'Magic Fingers' were massaging his balls. Sam knew this, so she started rocking on top of him.

"Come with me, Jack." She whispered in his ear.

"Oh, God, Sam!" He screamed out as the massaging combined with Sam's orgasm pulled him over the edge.

One half hour later, Sam and Jack walked into the diner.

"Have fun setting up the van?" Danny asked with a grin.

"Yes, we did." Jack answered.

Sam went to the kichen where Teal'C was preparing the console with a video camera.

"I would recommend the 'Magic Fingers' after a tense day of working as a short order cook, Teal'C." She told him with a glance toward Jack.

The End

I sure hope 'Magic Fingers' is what I think it is! I really don't know. Again, I apologize for the ending. Feedback?! AQ! Will now be accepting flames!