"What Should Have Happened: The Curse" by AQ

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED : The Curse!

BY: AQ!

SEASON/ SPOILERS: The before mentioned episode and all episodes before said episode! (hmn ... there is none!)

STATUS : Complete.

ARCHIVE : Sam & Jack Archive and Heliopolis. All others,you want it, you can have it! Just let me know where you're taking it, so I can go visit!

RATING: NC17

CATAGORY: From now on, all stories in this series will be categorized as humorous smut!

PAIRING: Sam & Jack

DISCLAIMERS: I don't care what you do with this story. You can print it out & make paper airplanes with it for all I care. BUT, If you decide to SELL said paper airplanes, don't blame ME if you get sued by Gekko, Showtime, and their friends ... and their lawyers! I don't own the characters of Sam & Jack or any other member of the SGC. If Laura Como is in this one, I OWN her. If ya wanna borrow her and torture her<g>, be my guest! Just let me know where you're taking her, so I can go witness her Angst! <bg>

SUMMERY: Is it really needed? Jack & Sam have SEX!!

AND NOW ... ON WITH THE SHOW! <g>

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GH Walked into the briefing room where Jack, Teal, and Sam were seated. Daniel had gone to a funeral of his professor.

" As you were." The general told the two soldiers and one Jaffa.

"So, General, who's getting assigned to SG-1?" Jack asked.

General Hammond smiled.

" No one. I've decided to reschedule your next mission till Doctor Jackson Returns. You're all long over due for some personal leave.

Sam looked at her commanding officer across the table, then to at the Jaffa seated next to her, and smiled.

" Yes, Sir. Well, the leaving part has been a problem." Jack said.

"Well, I think you'll make it out the front door before we realize we can't do without you. Dismissed." General Hammond said with a smile.

Thank you, Sir."

Sam smiles at Teal'C , then rises to leave. Jack stops her on her way out.

"Carter! You finally ready to take me up on that fishing trip?" He said with a smile.

" Uh, actually, Sir, I have a few projects on the go."

"Come on. Are you really trying to tell me you'd rather work in the dark, dismal underground than, sit on a dock with your feet perched up, sipping a cold one and casting for that ever elusive --- crappy?" The nervous Colonel asked his 2IC.

Sam smiled and let her eyes roam up and down his body.

" As strange as it may sound, Sir, Yes." She said looking at his body up and down again. "Have a good time."

Jack tried not to sound disappointed.

"To each his own. Her! I meant ... Her. I think." He said as she walked out the door.

He watched her leave, but decided to follow her. He excused him self to Teal'C saying something about loons, and ran to the observation room.

" As you were." He said, as the Sergeant watching the monitors stood to salute him. "You wanna take a coffee break? I'll watch the monitors."

"Thank you , Sir. I'll only be a minute. You want some?" The Sergeant said.

"No, Sergeant. I'm fine."

The sergeant left. Jack started searching the videotapes.

"OK! Sam's lab, Sam's Lab, here! OK! Sam's lab and storage closet. Yeah, might want to change that one, too."

Jack put a tape from yesterday in the VCRs for Sam's lab and storage closet. He was turning the VCR's back on when the sergeant returned.

"Thanks, Sir." The sergeant said.

"No problem, Sergeant. No problem." Jack said with a grin.

He made his way to Sam's lab and peeked in. She was working on a doohickey. He slowly walked behind her, and grabbed her waist while saying : "SAM!"

She jumped in his arms, but he kept his hands firmly on her waist. He started to kiss her neck.

"Sir!" She said, turning around. He used this opportunity to capture her lips. "Colonel! What are you doing?!" She asked after he released her lips.

" I want you to tell me why you don't want to go fishing with me."

"What if I told you I don't like fishing?" She said , releasing herself from his grasp, and walking over to her closet, turning on the light to look for something.

He followed her into the closet.

"I'd say you're skirting around the question." He said, closing the door.

"Sir, I have to finish this." She said, reaching for the door. He pushed her against the door, and kissed her again. "Colonel, please." She gasped out, breathlessly.

"Are you scared of what would happen if we went to the cabin alone?" He asked, putting his hand at her opening, rubbing her clit thru her fatigues.

She moaned softly as he kissed her lips. He smiled, and took his hand off her pants, and put them IN her pants. He unbuttoned her pants, and lowered the zipper. He stuck his finger in her underwear, rubbing her clit for real this time. She gasped against her mouth, giving his tongue access to her mouth. He took the opening, and rubbed her clit harder as their tongues wrestled for supremacy.

"Sir, please! We can't be --- OH! GOD!!!!" She said, releasing his lips, and throwing her head back, as his rubbing got harder and faster. "OH! My Go. . ." she screamed as she had her first orgasm. Her body quivered.

He smiled as he watched her face flush from her orgasm. After she had finished, he got down on his knees in front of her. He removed her combat boots, and then her pants on one side. He pulled her underwear down, and began licking her outer lips. As she gasped at the coolness of his tongue, he grabbed her bottom, and raised her leg to where her foot was on his shoulder. This gave him the opening he desired, and he began to lick her clit.

"Now, MAJOR, I want to know why you keep turning me down." He said with his mouth full of Sam. <g> (OH! I have a sick, sick, mind!) (OK! Moving on!)

"Um --- I'm afraid of what will happen --- OH! GOD!--- If we are alone together---" She managed to get out, as she grabbed his hair, and pushed him further in to her.

"THIS is what would happen, Sam." He answered her as he lightly bit her clit. This action sent her over the edge once again.

"Jack, please!" She pleated with him as her orgasm subsided.

"Please? Are we begging , now?!" He asked her as he stood up. He captured her lips again. "What do you want , Sam?" He asked when they broke the kiss. He started going downward again, this time, raising her t-shirt and bra, and capturing her nipple between his lips.

"Make love to me, Jack." She whispered.

"Hmn? --- I couldn't hear you, Sam. What did you say?" He asked her, swirling his tongue around her nipple.

"FUCK ME, JACK!!!" She said breathlessly.

He grinned against her breast. "Say the magic words, Sam. Fuck me, what?"

"FUCK ME NOW!!!!" She said, raising his head to capture her lips. As she kissed him, she quickly unbuckled his pants, and lowered them off of him. She took his rod, and put it at her opening. "I want you, Jack. Make love to me, NOW!!!!" She said into his mouth.

He lifted her body, and impaled her onto himself. She gasped as he began to stretch her. She went to turn off the light.

"Uh-Uh." He said, grabbing her hand away from the light switch. "I want to look at you when you cum."

"The camera, Jack, someone might see us." She answered.

"I changed the tape. No one will see this." He told her. "Now, I have another question for you, MAJOR Carter." He said, as he slowly made love to her. "What will you tell me if I ask you to go fishing again?"

Sam wasn't listening to Jack. "OH! GOD! YES! YES! Oh, My --- OH!" She was screaming as he drove himself further into her depths. He pulled himself completely out of her body. "Ja --- What is it, Jack? Why'd ya stop?"

"You weren't listening, Sam. I asked you what would your answer be to me if I asked you to go fishing again?"

"Yes, yes, Jack. Now come on! Continue!"

"Yes, you'll go fishing with me the next time I ask?"

"Yes, Jack. We can go to the cabin and FUCK all week if you'd like. NOW! WOULD YOU PLEASE CONTINUE?!?!?!?!"

"OK!"

He stuck himself back into Sam's body, and she had an orgasm right there on the spot. She gasped and moaned as he impaled her. He got faster with his thrusts, pulling her over the edge once again.

"Come with me, Jack!" She whispered in his ear as she was brought to the edge once more. He came with her this time, spilling his seed in to her.

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