"Drabble: Maybe It's The Hair" by Jewels

Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999

~Maybe It's The Hair By Jewels

"Janet?"

"Hmm...?"

"Have you noticed how all these alternate reality versions of me have long hair?"

"Well... yes..."

"Have you also noticed that these alternate reality version of me are engaged or married to O'Neill?"

"Actually, now you mention it, yes."

"You think someone's trying to tell me something?"

"Only if the God of Alternate Realities is a hairdresser."

*whack*

"Hey! What was that for?"

"Being facetious. Help me out here!"

"With what?"

"My hair!"

"Sam, with your job, your hair would be forcibly shortened within a week."

"Good point..." *pause* "So... what about a wig?"

The End