"The dangers of reading children's books" By Lena Smith

TITLE: The dangers of reading children's books

AUTHOR: Lena Smith

RATING: G

CATEGORY: S&J Romance / Humor

WARNINGS: This is the result of reading to my son. Forgive me please!! I am truly sick!!!

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognisable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions or the estate of Theodore Geisel. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are
copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

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SUMMARY: The effects on Sam and Jack of reading too many children's books in a row. This is DANGEROUS!! Be WARNED!!!

FEEDBACK: Yes please! Feeeeeeeeeeedbaaaaaaaaack...drool...

SPOILERS: The Tok'ra

Sam ran to Jack,
"You must help me please!
Or this will bring me to my knees!"

"What is it, my sweet? My turtle dove!
My one, my only, my real true love."

"We're talking in rhyme!
Oh can't you see???
This can never, never be.
They'll never take us seriously!!"

"What is the Cause?
Oh do you know?
And can we cure it?
A cure not SLOW!"

Sam nodded her head
And looked so sad
It was really, really, really bad.

"Yes, it's very, very clear,
Why it happened now my dear.
We've spent the day reading,
To our two sons
And now WE are the affected ones.
We rhyme and rhyme with no end in sight,
Although we resist with all our might.
We must find a cure! Please GOD, TONIGHT!!!"

Jack scratched his head,
and contemplated.
Then became joyfully elated!!

"The Tok'ra, They are wise.
Perhaps they'll see our needed prize!
Call your Dad! Do it now, I say!
For I cannot take this another day!"

Selmak laughed and shook Jacob's head.
She Knew what happened and where it had led.

"You love your sons, I know it is true,
But there's one important thing you forgot to do.

You, Sam and You, Jack
Stop, breathe, take a step back.
Remember now, what you lately lack."

At their confused looks, Selmak laughed and said
"It's very simple. Do not worry your head.

It's time for yourselves, quietly, with each other,
With no thought to being father or mother.
Rekindle the love, fire and passion.
But please remember, after a fashion.
What caused those two little wonderful boys,
else your house will be filled with a whole lot more noise!"

~Fin~

I told you it was sick and weird. It's what I get for reading "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"!!!

Lena - Who's going to run like holy heck now!!!!