Title: General O'Neill Says
Author: Katmellie (StargateLover69)
Email: Katmellie@AOL.com (StargateLover69@Yahoo.co.uk)
Catergory: Humour
Season: Eight
Spoilers: Lockdown (little spoiler though)
Summary: He can do whatever he likes.
Archive: Yes, SJD
Disclaimer: They're not mine but the story is. (We all know the drill by now)
Author's Notes: This came to me when I was at my little cousins birthday party yesterday, and they were all playing Simon Says.
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“Daniel, someone has to stop him! This is getting ridiculous!” Sam grumbled bending over again.
“You don’t think I’ve tried!” He said standing up straight, waiting for the next order to be given.
Teal’c began to hop on one foot. “I believe O’Neill has a death wish.”
“Can we lock him up in a cell, or give him to McKenzie for indefinitely?” Daniel questioned touching his nose as he hopped on the spot.
Sam glanced to Daniel. “Think we could shoot him and say he’s still being controlled by Anubis?”
“Sounds plausible to me!” Daniel almost cheered.
“General O’Neill says…” Jack thought for a moment. “Everyone take off their tops.”
A chorus of moans echoed through the gate room, as everyone who’d been roped into a game of ‘General O’Neill says’ struggled to take off their tops.
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The End