Title: Pillow Talk

Author: Jara Dax

Disclaimer: All publicly recognisable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. But as newromantics pointed out: Jack does belong to me now!

Category: Humour, Established relationship.

Rating: PG

Archive: yes, to SJD and Heliopolis

A/N: Thanks to chiroho for the instant beta.

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“I’m not having this conversation.” Jack groused.

“Come on, Jack. You can’t tell me you haven’t…” Sam grinned and ran her hand over his chest, distracting him.

“Yes, I can!” He stilled the hand.

“Everyone is a little bit gay.” She wriggled her fingers, managing to caress his bare skin.

“I’m not everyone.” He bit back the moan. “I can assure you that I’ve never thought of myself and the word ‘gay’ in the same sentence… unless there’s a huge big honkin’ NOT in between.”

“What if I was a man?” Sam smirked.

He was not having this conversation. “Witch.”

THE END