Chocolate by Dawn

"Sam?"

"Yes Jack?"

"Sweetheart, where is that chocolate?"

"Hmmm? What chocolate?"

"Don't play with me... when I left a minute ago, there was a piece of a Galaxy wholenut sitting right here on the bedside table. Now I come back to bed and it is gone. Where is it?"

"Oh, that... I ate it."

"Oh, thanks... didn't even save me a..."

*kiss*

"Um... no, you didn't."

"What?"

"You didn't eat it. If you had eaten it, I would have been able to taste it when I kissed you. And I can't. So..."

"Well, maybe you aren't kissing me in the right place?"

"What? And where am I supposed to..."

*giggle* "Try a little... lower."

"What..."

"Try... a lot lower."

*pause*

"Um... what's this?"

*giggle* "Galaxy wholenut, of course."

"Oh, my..."

The End

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