"Sam?"
"Yes Jack?"
"Sweetheart, where is that chocolate?"
"Hmmm? What chocolate?"
"Don't play with me... when I left a minute ago, there was a piece of a Galaxy wholenut sitting right here on the bedside table. Now I come back to bed and it is gone. Where is it?"
"Oh, that... I ate it."
"Oh, thanks... didn't even save me a..."
*kiss*
"Um... no, you didn't."
"What?"
"You didn't eat it. If you had eaten it, I would have been able to taste it when I kissed you. And I can't. So..."
"Well, maybe you aren't kissing me in the right place?"
"What? And where am I supposed to..."
*giggle* "Try a little... lower."
"What..."
"Try... a lot lower."
*pause*
"Um... what's this?"
*giggle* "Galaxy wholenut, of course."
"Oh, my..."
The End
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