AUTHORS NOTES: Okay, first I'd like to say that I really don't like boy bands very much but this song had a rather catchy tune, plus I'm on holiday so watching too much MTV. As usual with filks, it helps if you know the tune. Hope you do. Hope I have most of the lyrics down, and in correct order. I'm anal retentive that way. Finally, thanks to Alli for pre-reading it and allowing me to hand over responsability for it so easily. Martouf lovers - it's just tongue-in-cheek stuff. :)