I love my job.
Really, I do. I can't imagine anything better.
But I have nothing else to blame my situation on.
It's Friday night and I'm at home watching TGIF.
Do you know how long it's been since I've had a date?
Where, exactly, am I supposed to meet guys, anyway?
Most of my time is spent off world. I'm supposed to pick up a nice Goa'uld, or something?
There are some nice guys on base...
One in particular...
Nope, nuh-uh, not going there.
But dammit, what does a girl have to do to get a date around here?
The End