The Wheels On The Bus
"Uncle Daniel, look at what I made in school today!"
Kris O'Neill climbed into her uncle's lap holding a homemade book. The cover bore large black letters that read "The Wheels On The Bus". Daniel opened the book to find a picture of a bus with a driver who looked suspiciously like General Hammond.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town
He turned the page. Now there was a picture of Apothis sitting on the bus complete with a hand weapon.
The Apothis on the bus yells Jaffa kree
Jaffa kree
Jaffa kree
The Apothis on the bus yells Jaffa kree
All through the town
The following page had a picture of Jacob in Tok'ra gear. Her father's influence was obvious in the words on the page.
The Tok'ra on the bus has a snake in his head
Has a snake in his head
Has a snake in his head
The Tok'ra on the bus has a snake in his head
All through the town
Daniel turned the page wondering what he'd see next. His question was answered by a drawing of Thor.
The Asgard on the bus beams people up
Beams people up
Beams people up
The Asgard on the bus beams people up
All through the town
The next picture was of Jack climbing onto the bus followed by the rest of SG1.
The Colonel on the bus says Move out campers
Move out campers
Move out campers
The Colonel on the bus says Move out campers
All through the town
On the next page was a picture of SG1 hiding behind bus seats.
The SG1 on the bus gets shot at
Gets shot at
Gets shot at
The SG1 on the bus gets shot at
All through the town
The next page had a picture of Teal'c holding a staff weapon in one hand and an overhead strap in the other.
The Teal'c on the bus says Jaffa be free
Jaffa be free
Jaffa be free
The Teal'c on the bus says Jaffa be free
All through the town
Daniel nearly groaned when he saw the next page. It was his turn to make an appearance.
The archeologist on the bus looks at rocks
Looks at rocks
Looks at rocks
The archeologist on the bus looks at rocks
All through the town
He quickly turned the page only to find this one was worse.
The Daniel on the bus gets himself injured
Gets himself injured
Gets himself injured
The Daniel on the bus gets himself injured
All through the town
The next page showed a picture of Daniel and Janet sitting together. Janet was obviously wrapping a bandage around Daniel's arm.
The doctor on the bus patches Daniel up
Patches Daniel up
Patches Daniel up
The doctor on the bus patches Daniel up
All through town
On the following page the picture was of Sam and Jack sitting together.
The Sam on the bus confuses Jack
Confuses Jack
Confuses Jack
The Sam on the bus confuses Jack
All through the town
On the next page was a picture of the bus pulled up in front of the Cheyenne Mountain Complex.
The bus goes to the SGC
SGC
SGC
The bus goes to the SGC
All through the town
Daniel sighed; he had finally reached the last page.
The wheels in the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town
"What did your teacher think of your book?"
"She was confused, but I told her it was just my Carter genes coming out."
"Which confused her even more."
"True, so I told her it was a family joke."
"I see."
"Ms. Isenhart doesn't really understand me."
"I can't imagine why. What do you want to do now Kris?'
"Let's go show my book to Auntie Janet, and then we can show it to Teal'c and Uncle George and ..."
Daniel began to regret offering to babysit today.
Owari (the end)
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Copyright: (c) Kitsune Moonstar 2003
Copyright: (c) Kitsune Moonstar 2003
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