"Carter, what are you doing?"
"Neh."
"What was that?"
"Go away. Kate is about to kiss Nicolas."
"What?"
"She's married to Victor! And Billie, her daughter, is in love with Nicolas."
"What in hell are you talking about?"
"Shut up!"
"Carter, are you watching a soap?"
"Shut up! Maybe Eric and Greta will finally kiss again."
"Is there anything in this show..."
"Days."
"Sure, whatever. Is there anything that doesn't involve kissing?"
"Well, that and money."
"And you watch it why?"
"Well, because there's none of either in my life."
"Oh really? I can fix that."
"No, I... Oh, Jack..."
The End
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