Spoilers: None really, just harmless ramble. A couple of characters mentioned from season four, but out of context.

Archive: Heliopolis, Trek the Web, please put it on the SJA, and anyone else – do ask, I’m bound to say yes!

Season/Sequel info: Set anywhere, it doesn’t really matter, although previous knowledge of some of the characters involved would mean you got more of the attempted jokes.

Content Warnings: Nothing, except badly written parody without a plot.

Author Comment: Note from the not-so-genius! Well, well, well. Three holes in the ground, yes, I know. After the overwhelming response I gained form the weakest link story, I decided maybe it was time to write another daft, silly story. The idea struck me whilst watching Disney’s version of Sleeping Beauty, so the story line follows the same direction as that version, not necessarily the actual fairytale. It was just funnier that way! I don’t know if it’s funny or not, because you never can laugh at your own jokes, so pleas let me know what you think. I do like feedback, when I get messages telling me I'm wonderful (or not!) it seems to help me write better. Still, happy reading, hope you enjoy it!