The next morning, when they arrived and had gotten changed, they heard,
“SG1 to the briefing room. SG1, report to the briefing room” and they all headed to the briefing room to see Julia Donovan. Janet and Sarah were there also.
“Sir, what’s up?” Jack asked, as they all sat down.
“Senator Kinsey and the reporter and his crew are due here in twenty minutes. What we need to do is find some way of getting the reporter and Senator Kinsey away for a couple of hours; any ideas?” they all were in thought and then Sam smiled and Jack noticed it.
“Care to share Carter?”
“Laxatives”
“What? Laxatives? But why?” Jack asked.
“Well, we all know that everyone on the base doesn’t like Senator Kinsey. So, if we can get someone to spike their coffee with laxatives while they are here and we rig the men’s toilets. When the time comes and they have to make a mad dash to the toilet, we set the locks so they can lock the stalls but can’t unlock them. It will seem that they are jammed but I think that I can rig up a device that can unlock the doors whenever we want. In the mean time, it will give the camera and sound guys a chance to do a real documentary.”
“How long will it take to rig up a device Sam?” Daniel asked.
“Ten minutes.”
“Doc, have you got any laxatives in the Infirmary?”
“Yes, Colonel I have.”
“Ok, people do what you have to do and leave me out of it.”
“Yes sir” they all said.
“Shall we go and have some fun with the nice Senator?” Jack said, grinning.
They left the room and started getting everything ready. Daniel and Jonas spread the word about what was going to happen and the personnel they spoke to were all for it after they found out what was really going on. Sam went to her lab to make up the trigger device while Jack made up ‘out of order’ signs.
Janet went and got some strong laxatives and passed them to the airman who was assigned to get Kinsey and the reporter their drinks when they arrived. Julia Donovan, Sarah and Teal’c waited in Daniel’s lab talking until they got the signal. When Sam had the device ready she headed to the men’s room. Jack had just walked out.
“Got it.”
“Yep” then Daniel and Jonas showed up.
“You two wait out here, while Sam rigs up the device” and they nodded. Sam walked in and saw the two toilets without signs on them and she got to work setting up the device. Once she was finished and had tested it, Jack gave her a kiss before leaving the men’s room. She passed the device to Daniel after explaining what to do.
Just as they finished, they received word that Kinsey and the group were on their way down. They all hid around the corner by the elevators. The airman who was assigned to get their drinks arrived and gave them a nod before the doors opened. Kinsey and the reporter walked, out talking.
“Here is your coffee sir’s.”
“What, oh thanks.” they grabbed their coffee as they walked past, drinking it. When they saw the two men drinking their coffees, they followed them until they reached the men’s room.
“You two go ahead, we will meet you in the briefing room” the reporter said and then both he and Kinsey went into the toilets. Jack and the others walked up to the camera and sound man.
“You two want to know what really goes on here?”
“Yes sir.”
“Go with Daniel and Jonas here, they will tell you what to do, ok?”
“Yes sir” they followed Daniel and Jonas to Daniel’s lab and on the way they talked about what Kinsey was really up to. Jack walked in and then walked out.
“Woo, airman, how much of those laxatives did you put in their coffee?”
“The amount Doctor Fraiser told me to” then he looked at Jack and noticed he was still fanning his face.
“Sir, are you ok?”
“Yeah, I think those two in there must have had a lot of rich food” he said waving his hand in front of his face. Sam giggled but tried not to laugh and the airman smiled.
“You are dismissed airman and you, Major, stop giggling will ya?” the airman left with a grin on his face. Jack and Sam headed to Daniel’s lab and when they arrived Julia was interviewing Daniel. They watched the interview until the end.
”How is the plan working?”
“Good, but don’t go in there”
“That bad?”
“Yes it was.”
“Who is next” Sam asked.
“You can be Major.”
“Ok, my lab then.”
“Ok, let’s go and then you are next Colonel.”
“Ok, who else is there to go?”
“Just Dr Fraiser, General Hammond and you two.”
“Ok let’s go; you have an hour left” and they left for Sam’s lab. When they reached it Julia started the interview with Sam, once everything was set up.
In the mean time both Kinsey and the reporter was yelling for help. There was a bunch of personnel standing outside the men’s toilets, trying not to laugh. When Teal’c arrived, he walked in.
“Is there a problem?”
“Teal’c, get this door opened” Kinsey was yelling in anger.
“Have you tried to unlock the door?”
“Yes, but the damn thing is jammed.”
“I will go and get someone who may assist you.”
“Thank you” said the reporter and Teal’c walked out and saw Siler, standing there, grinning.
“Sargent Siler, wait for ten minutes before entering.”
“Yes sir” then Teal’c walked away, with a grin on his face. Ten minutes later Siler walked in.
“Senator Kinsey?”
“What?”
“Teal’c told me your problem” Siler said, trying not to laugh.
“Well, what are you waiting for?”
“I’m going to check one of the other locks next door and it might give me an idea on how to unlock it.”
“Well, what are you waiting for? Hurry up.” Kinsey heard the next stalls door open and the flick of the lock.
“I’ll go and get Sargent Wells, he is in maintenance” then they heard him leave.
Sam had just finished her interview with Julia and then they went to the briefing room where Jack did his interview about the Stargate program.
In the mean time, different personnel were going back and forth between the men’s toilets. One of them even passed both men cups of coffee, with more laxatives in them. When Julia finished talking with Jack, one of the airmen came into the briefing room to update them on what was happening with Senator Kinsey, which had them all grinning.
Then Julia interviewed General Hammond next and then Janet last. Once she finished up with the interviews, she had pictures of each of the SG teams taken, in the different uniforms they wore. She asked if Jack and Sam could wear their dress blues for the photos and they agreed.
All the teams were on Earth and those who were off base were called back. There were pictures taken of all of them on the ramp and the last pictures were of Hammond in his office, Jack in the mess hall with cake and a report on the table, Teal’c in Kel-no-rem, Sarah, Daniel and Jonas were in Daniel’s lab reading old books and holding some artefact, Sam was working on a naquadah generator and Janet was tending to a patient. Once all of the photos were taken and she had all the tapes packed up, Sam took her to another level where she could start turning it into a real documentary. Sam helped her with it for the rest of the day.
Dreams by Alimoo1971
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