Summary: Well, we all know that Sam is Queen of Denial. We also all know that Janet HATES Anise. So, in another, more bizarre SGC, UPGRADES might have gone something like this...
Rated: PG13
Categories: Characters: None
Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: 2004 Jul 1
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 6460 Read: 3041
Published: Aug 30, 2009 Updated: Aug 30, 2009
Story Notes:
Title: "Cake" or "How Sam Realised She Was On A Ship And Anise Got A Bitch Slapping."
Spoilers: Upgrades, Divide and Conquer, the tiniest hint of Entity and Window of Opportunity.
Status: Well, no one's beta'd it yet, so if you spot any mistakes, obvious flaws etc. please let me know :0)
Notes: Ok, this is the first fic i've ever posted. ever. Not the first one i've ever written, just the first one i've ever dared share with the public in general. It's a comedy of sorts (being of dubious humour) and is the product of my deranged mind (so it doesn't make a huge amount of sense); but i'd still like the feedback. Who doesn't? Even if you only laughed once, and that was at how bad my writing is... :0p LUV Gen xxx
Alrighty, on with the show!
Spoilers: Upgrades, Divide and Conquer, the tiniest hint of Entity and Window of Opportunity.
Status: Well, no one's beta'd it yet, so if you spot any mistakes, obvious flaws etc. please let me know :0)
Notes: Ok, this is the first fic i've ever posted. ever. Not the first one i've ever written, just the first one i've ever dared share with the public in general. It's a comedy of sorts (being of dubious humour) and is the product of my deranged mind (so it doesn't make a huge amount of sense); but i'd still like the feedback. Who doesn't? Even if you only laughed once, and that was at how bad my writing is... :0p LUV Gen xxx
Alrighty, on with the show!
1. Chapter 1 by Gen [Reviews - 0] (6460 words)
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