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I'm Adelie King...I love Sam and Jack fanfiction of all types. I love entertain my readers mainly by making them laugh as hard as I can manage. Humor is my main goal. My second is heating everyone up with my erotic stories.I love to read and review other writers as much as I can. My edited stories will be posted on fanfiction.net if the material isn't a questionale preference that should belong her anyway.I welcome any reviews you can give and enjoy my work as much as possible...


Adelie King


Note: Due to some reviews complaining my stories are unrealistic and that the characters are out of character... I'm going to state right now that my funny stories are an Alternate Comedy Universe without intension to follow the canon most of the time. They are written for laughs only with the intention to entertain having the characters do things all of us here know they would never do. But that's what my goal is which makes writing them and reading them fun to people...

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Rated: R
Summary:

Samantha Carter may have done something with Jack O'Neill she shouldn't have...


Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humour, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4491 | Completed: Yes | Published: Dec 03, 2009 | Updated: Dec 03, 2009 | Read: 4989
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Rated: PG13
Summary:

What Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter consider a minor interaction between them leads to big trouble...


Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Word count: 7847 | Completed: Yes | Published: Oct 16, 2010 | Updated: Oct 21, 2010 | Read: 9423
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Five years after Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter's first indiscretion their second one happens that can have even more dire consequences....


Genres: Angst, Drama, Humour, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Word count: 7679 | Completed: Yes | Published: Oct 29, 2010 | Updated: Nov 01, 2010 | Read: 5576
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Tired of Samantha Carter ignoring him, Jack O'Neill does something questionable to get her attention which can backfire badly.


Genres: Angst, Humour, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4647 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 15, 2009 | Updated: Nov 15, 2009 | Read: 7141
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter surrenders to a natural need of hers she's been ignoring for years and Jack O'Neill is the one to help her...


Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Word count: 13507 | Completed: No | Published: Feb 14, 2010 | Updated: Feb 21, 2010 | Read: 16103
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter hasn't had a man in years. As a result she is driving the base crazy and Jack O'Neill is called upon to resolve her issue... Nominated for a Blue Moon Award 2010...

gatefic


Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 | Word count: 33608 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 12, 2009 | Updated: Nov 13, 2009 | Read: 29762
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Rated: R
Summary:

Samantha Carter writes a journal that is her only means of surviving her feelings for Jack O'Neill...


Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Word count: 18456 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 30, 2010 | Updated: Dec 10, 2010 | Read: 2663
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

My sequel and epilogue to "The Nutcracker" and New Years story with the scenes requested....


Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2596 | Completed: Yes | Published: Dec 23, 2009 | Updated: Dec 23, 2009 | Read: 1183
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Rated: R
Summary:

Janet Frasier with Jack O'Neill (unknowingly) helps her play a nasty creative prank on Samantha Carter...


Genres: Humour
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Word count: 7127 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 14, 2009 | Updated: Nov 14, 2009 | Read: 2803
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jack, and Daniel decide to pick on Sam and she gets back at them good but not in the same way. WARNING VERY GRAPHIC SEX AND LANGUAGE!!!! May seem non-consent to some but it's just raunchy...


Genres: Angst, Humour, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3431 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 28, 2011 | Updated: Nov 28, 2011 | Read: 3988
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter sleeps with Jack O'Neill to prove a theory of hers and ends up pleasantly surprised with the results....


Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4982 | Completed: No | Published: Sep 19, 2010 | Updated: Sep 19, 2010 | Read: 1584
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter and Jack O'Neill send each other notes to heat them up for passionate lovemaking...Nominated for a Blue Moon Award 2010...


Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Word count: 7158 | Completed: Yes | Published: Feb 10, 2010 | Updated: Feb 10, 2010 | Read: 3809
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Rated: PG13
Summary:

What if Jack saw Sam in the dress she wore to meet Pete?


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 338 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 21, 2009 | Updated: Nov 21, 2009 | Read: 2131
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter is disappointed with Pete's assets and performance and goes to find a real man and we all know who it is...


Genres: Angst, Humour, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5938 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jun 25, 2010 | Updated: Jun 28, 2010 | Read: 8205
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jack and Sam get captured by the Goa'uld which leads them to inappropriate interactions and habits...


Genres: Angst, Drama, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Word count: 7068 | Completed: No | Published: Jun 28, 2011 | Updated: Jul 02, 2011 | Read: 4216
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter is in the mood...for Jack O'Neill...


Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: In the Mood
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2204 | Completed: Yes | Published: Dec 03, 2009 | Updated: Dec 03, 2009 | Read: 2392
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jack O'Neill gets his turn to blow Samantha Carter away as well as she did him... Nominated for a Blue Moon Award 2010...


Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: In the Mood
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2809 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jan 23, 2010 | Updated: Jan 23, 2010 | Read: 9966
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jack and Sam get hot while parked waiting out a very heavy rainstorm...


Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: In the Mood
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2860 | Completed: Yes | Published: Mar 01, 2010 | Updated: Mar 01, 2010 | Read: 2328
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jack has an injury that he is embarrassed about which is so severe Sam ends up secretly caring for it.


Genres: Angst, Humour, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Injuries
Chapters: 3 | Word count: 6909 | Completed: Yes | Published: May 28, 2011 | Updated: Jun 02, 2011 | Read: 3454
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Jacob Carter is dying of cancer and wishes Sam married before he dies and she has only one suitor she could can possibly marry but the military won't allow it (takes place 2nd Season during "The Tokra")


Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Word count: 9606 | Completed: No | Published: Nov 03, 2011 | Updated: Nov 08, 2011 | Read: 2788
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Janet Frasier invites Samantha Carter over for a hot naughty ladies get together and it gets really hot when Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson join them...WARNING VERY HOT GRAPHIC SEX


Genres: Angst, Drama, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4537 | Completed: Yes | Published: Dec 10, 2011 | Updated: Dec 10, 2011 | Read: 3044
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Rated: PG13
Summary:

Jack O'Neill hasn't smiled showing his teeth much in years...Samantha Carter has made a bet with Janet Frasier that she can get him to smile to again.


Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Word count: 545 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 23, 2009 | Updated: Nov 23, 2009 | Read: 1757
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

To thank them for everything they've done for the country and the planet Dr. Elizabeth Weir has President Hayes grant Brigadier General Jack O'Neill and Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter their most dearest wish


Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humour, Romance, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Word count: 9568 | Completed: No | Published: Oct 29, 2011 | Updated: Nov 01, 2011 | Read: 2734
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

Samantha Carter loses a game of poker and has to be honest and tell Jack O'Neill what exactly she finds attractive about him...in graphic detail...


Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Word count: 9483 | Completed: Yes | Published: Jan 25, 2010 | Updated: Jan 30, 2010 | Read: 7863
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Rated: NC17
Summary:

I think the title is self-explanatory. Samantha Carter has a personal goal involving Jack O'Neill...


Genres: Angst, Humour, Romance, Smut & Porn, UST/Friendship
Original Archive Date: None
Warnings: None
Series: Operation: Go Down
Chapters: 3 | Word count: 6178 | Completed: Yes | Published: Nov 30, 2009 | Updated: Nov 30, 2009 | Read: 6386
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